No explicit NSFW, but some could be interpreted that way. Alter as necessary!

• “Your hands are so warm.”
• “Ah, that feels good…”
• “Wait… are you braiding my hair?”
• “Is it okay if I lean on you?”
• “Just hold me for awhile. Please.”
• “You don’t mind me touching you there, right?”
• “Oh! I didn’t mean to fall asleep leaning on you.”
• “Don’t stop stroking my hair…”
• “Be gentle with me.”
• “Y’know, I could go for a back rub right now. Just saying.”
• “Please… Kiss me, even if it’s just this once.”
• “I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”
• “Can I use your lap as a pillow?”
• “Touch me. I don’t care how. I just need to feel something right now…”
• “I could kiss you all over.”
• “That tickles!”
• “Mind washing my back for me?”
• “I didn’t know you were the cuddling type.”
• “I love how soft your lips are.”
• “Don’t get up just yet, I’ll miss having you next to me.”
• “No one’s kissed me like that in a long time.”

• “Ow! That fucking hurt!”
• “Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”
• “You stepped on my foot!”
• “Did you do that on purpose?”
• “Please be more gentle next time…”
• “Don’t squeeze so tight!”
• “Hey, don’t touch me there. It hurts.”
• “Did you just bite me?!”
• “Next time I’ll hit you like I mean it.”
• “Is that the best you’ve got?”
• “Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
• “I’ll make you bleed.”
• “You really can’t take a hit, can you?”
• “Hey!! What was that for?!”
• “Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”
• “That stung a little. Go easy on me next time.”
• “Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little sparring.”
• “You almost knocked me over!”
• “I won’t stop until I hear you scream.”
• “That’s gonna leave a bruise…”
• “You broke my nose!”

• “For the love of God, who is running this company?”
• “These are _’s Thank You For Saving My Life” Cookies”
• “Let’s get married. I want to marry you, _. As soon as we can.”
• “Do you get anything out of this marriage? Anything at all?”
• “You ought to be out to the pasture with the rest of the cows.”
• “I am not after my daughter’s husband. I would sooner have an affair with you.” “I’d sooner douse myself with gasoline.”
• “Die, _! Die, bitch!”
• “It’s all right. I’m used to your mother. She’s been out of sorts since, like, 1960.”
• “Our family motto is: when in doubt, blow whatever it is out of proportion.”
• “If people don’t care about coffee, what do they care about?”
• “Oh I thought today was trash collection day. How did they miss you?”
• “She’s about as nutty as her banana nut bread. And who knows what she puts in that?”
• “Do I look like a murderer? What would I do, beat her to death with a lemon bar?”
• “_, we’re running out of excuses. You can’t deny it anymore. We’re in love.”
• “Goodbye, _. Be happy.”
• “Well, you’re obviously worked up about something. You want a kombucha?”
• “Yep. Awful person, but she sure does make nice jewelry.”
• “My god, _. Arson? You had to know there was gonna be repercussions.”
• “Honey, this – this whole building is a big trash heap.”
• “Goodbye, _. I will always have our memories. They will always be very precious to me.”
• “Any word from _?” “Nothing. Well, I shouldn’t say nothing. He did fill me in on all of his favorite flavors of tea.”
• “My mother and I listened to classical music. She said it was better than sex.”
• “Help! I…can’t…breathe! I can’t – I can’t breathe in here! I… Oh, God. You… you…you locked me in there.”
• “No, okay, so a honeymoon comes after the wedding… But a babymoon comes before the baby because who knows when you’ll have a chance to travel again.”
• “Oh, my gosh. What were you doing, spying on me?”
• “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Look – look, I-I – I enjoyed the yoga. I really did. Um… but there are so many other fascinating poses we could do without having to leave the bed.”
• “You did it, and you know it. You’re just embarrassed that you got caught. And you should be.”
• “ I feel like I’m being crushed by this weight on my heart. How can you miss someone just so, so much when you didn’t even meet them yet?”

• “Well that’s an interesting predicament…”
• “How did you get yourself there?”
• “Care to share how you wound up in this situation?”
• “I don’t want to talk about how or why I’m here, just help.”
• “You have a thoughtful look on your face.”
• “You’re looking a little spacey.”
• “I could elaborate, but I won’t.”
• “Can you explain this to me one more time?”
• “I have questions, and I doubt you have answers to them.”
• “I don’t think any amount of explanation is going to save whatever headache this is giving me.”
• “I don’t need to explain anything.”
• “I could tell you what happened, but you will not believe me.”
• “I would like to claim plausible deniability.”
• “Nothing you say is going to make this any better.”
• “I put a lot of thought into this.”
• “I didn’t think this through.”
• “I thought about this a lot and it still came out like this.”
• “Sometimes I just need a quiet place to think.”
• “You really thought this all out?”
• “It’s difficult to have a spare moment to myself these days.”
• “You look suspicious.”
• “I have no idea what you’re referring to.”
• “Do you just stare while you think?”
• “You have a thoughtful look about you, something up?”
• “Hmm… oh what? Sorry, it’s nothing. Don’t worry.”

• “No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
• “You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
• “Don’t touch her/him!”
• “It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
• “I will always step in between you and something like that.”
• “Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
• “Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
• “The stepping stool is unecessary.”
• “I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
• “If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 
• “I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
• “Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
• “You could have been hurt.”
• “I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
• “I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”
• “I’m gonna protect you.”
• “You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
• “I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”
• “Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”
• “I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
• “She/He isn’t an object.”
• “She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
• “You don’t know anything about her/him!”
• “What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
• “I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
• “Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
• “Wait, let me walk you home.”
• “I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
• “It’s dangerous.”
• “I’m worried about you.”
• “I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
• “I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
• “It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
• “I’ll go see what the noise was.”
• “Stay on the phone with me.”
• “Promise me you’ll be safe.”
• “I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
• “He/She did what to you?”
• “I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
• “I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”
• “Stay behind me.”
• “I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
• “I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
• “No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 
• “Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
• “I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
• “Thank you for always sticking with me.”
• “I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
• “I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
• “Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”