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hi i’m back! (?)

so apparently the last time I was on this site was 2018 and now it’s 2023...time flies and yada yada yada?? back for TLOU content and some old fandom stuff bc why not (hey, threads is now a thing, I guess what better time than now to hop back on tumblr). this is just a placeholder in the infinite timeline that is our individualistic digital footprints and for me to say hi again it’s good to be back (for now, we’ll see). :) 

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rogha

I hate in the MCU or anything when the aliens or whatever are attacking and everyone’s just ‘oh yeah we be chilling just cowering over here’ as if seventy percent of humanity isn’t really angry all the time like catch these hands motherfucker I’ve bitten people for trying to steal my chips you think you can just steal my whole fucking planet YEET HERE COME MY TEETH film people be using responses to natural disasters but I promise if human sized things came to throw down humanity would be ready to fuck them up like yeah you got laser guns I got this dope ass stick I just found let’s go you ugly fuck

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shevni

silentwalrus1: #yeah bicht!!!!!!#gimme the battle of new york with fuckin chitauri comin down and the shift manager of the times sq H&M has finally had Enough#Tracie bout to kill this alien with a traffic cone#’ JUST PRETEND THEY’RE TOURISTS’ she screams choking out goddamn Lizard Lite with her lanyard#10 feet away a park slope mom is beating an alien to death with her four year old’s knockoff eco friendly razr scooter#every single retail employee gets ten years’ worth of therapy in one day#captain america’s kill count: 83 aliens#kathleen from accounting: 94 and also her boss

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roy-kent

me: *knows people can find different things interesting/funny/worth watching and it’s totally normal that we have different opinions on the same stuff*

someone: i don’t like brooklyn nine nine

me:

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