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Utter trash for Byronic heroes & quiet romance

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Melanie. 30's. She/her. RonsGirlFriday on AO3. I write HP fanfic. We appreciate Percy and Ron Weasley around here. Trans women are women. I also muck around with Sanditon, North & South, Bridgerton, and Critical Role fandom stuff.
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It's not every day that Percy Weasley falls in love. But when he does, they always end in Y.

A flash-fiction collection about Percy's various loves (or some close calls) from Penny to Audrey, and everything in between, based on a series of 30 fluffy prompts.

Find the collection here at AO3 -- Days That End In Y (rated M) -- and I'll also be posting one fic to tumblr each day from August 1-30 in celebration of our boy's birthday month.

Links to posted fics (and a peek at what's coming up):

  1. PENNY: Wednesday (prompt: getting lost somewhere)
  2. PENNY: Thursday (tangled together)
  3. PENNY: Sunday (sneaking out)
  4. PENNY: Friday (sleepy kisses)
  5. EMILY: Thursday (drunk confession)
  6. JOY: Monday (terms of endearment)
  7. CECILY: Saturday (tracing tattoo or scar)
  8. ANDY: Wednesday (cooking lessons)
  9. ANDY: Sunday (fireworks)
  10. MOLLY: Saturday (caught singing or dancing)
  11. REMY: Saturday (teaching each other something)
  12. REMY: Friday (falling asleep together)
  13. REMY: Thursday (a promise)
  14. AUDREY: Monday (caught in the rain)
  15. AUDREY: Sunday (stargazing)
  16. AUDREY: Monday (watching the other wake up)
  17. AUDREY: Saturday (hearing the other's voice in a crowded room)
  18. AUDREY: Sunday (lazy Sundays)
  19. AUDREY: Saturday (slow dancing)
  20. AUDREY: Tuesday (touching foreheads)
  21. AUDREY: Thursday (up against a wall kiss)
  22. AUDREY: Saturday (bare feet)
  23. AUDREY: Sunday (knuckle kiss)
  24. MOLLY: Tuesday (meeting friends or family)
  25. AUDREY: Sunday (finding reasons not to leave)
  26. AUDREY: Wednesday (interrupting with a kiss)
  27. MOLLY: Saturday (afternoon naps)
  28. LUCY: Friday
  29. LUCY: Thursday
  30. MOLLY: Wednesday
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i removed the song from the carriage scene because that song choice was AWFUL and was totally ruining the vibe. I think it's better like this imo. the music is supposed to enhance, not distract!

This is DEBAUCHED. 🥵 I didn't dislike the music at the time I watched it, but seeing this scene without music definitely got me thinking the vibe could have been enhanced with different (and softer!) music.

I added Christina Perri's A Thousand Years in a piano & cello cover by The Piano Guys

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Romione kiss - 1813 edition

From the most recent update to my Regency Muggle AU, The Pride of Burrough House: chapter 23. I love writing Romione kisses and wanted to share this one.

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“You’re full of odd questions today,” he remarked curiously.

When she didn’t respond, he decided, “No, I take that back — ” He sent her a sly look. “You’re full of odd questions every day — Hey!”

He laughed as she swatted him with her book.

“Now listen here, miss — ” 

Hermione wasn’t expecting it, and the book slipped from her fingers easily when Ron grabbed it, rolling away from her and rising to his knees

“ — that’s no way to treat — ” He paused, appraising the cover. “Now this one I haven’t seen before.

“Pride and Prejudice,” he recited as though reading aloud in class. His eyes glinted wickedly. “Is it about you?”

“Oh!” She lunged, but he was too fast for her, jumping to his feet and tucking it behind his back.

“It’s about a girl who meets a very rude boy,” she informed him pointedly, rising herself and brushing off her skirts. “Now give it here.”

Ron evaded her once again by lifting it high above his own head, feigning indignation. “Well, ask me nicely!”

She huffed. 

“Mr Weasley,” she goaded, saccharine and affectedly courteous, “might I please have my book back?”

She punctuated her request by sticking out her tongue.

His laugh was the sort you couldn’t hear but could see, and he obliged her. When she grasped the small tome, though, her fingers closed over his and he didn’t let go, not right away.

Not for the first time she noticed that something about standing so close to him, face-to-face, set her nerves jangling — something inscrutable between them that made it hard to breathe, and not just because they were still breathless from their play.

Perhaps it was because they’d been so deliberately avoiding talking about it, instead talking in circles around it. Perhaps it was because they’d quietly refused to give it a name, that it grew impatient and decided to declare itself. 

Whatever the reason, Ron decided to see about something, and Hermione decided to let him. She knew what was going to happen almost the moment the idea formed in his mind, just by his little intake of breath. Even so, at the first (somewhat inartful) clasp of their lips against one another, Hermione inhaled sharply. The book tumbled, abandoned, to the ground.

Ron’s face was flushed when he pulled away, and shyer than she’d ever seen him. He struggled to find his voice, and Hermione realised she couldn’t bear to hear him say he was sorry. Because she wasn’t, not at all.

Hermione solved that problem by kissing him again. She saw his clear blue eyes go wide, saw his hands gesture awkwardly at his sides, afraid in that second to do anything with them. Finally, when her hands rested at his shoulders, his came up to softly frame her face.

Hermione had always thought she was too sensible for this sort of thing. That maybe someday there’d be someone, because that was a nice thought, in its way; but not yet, when she still had so much to learn and do.

The trouble was, from that moment on, every minute of every day, Hermione wanted very little else than to be kissing Ron Weasley.

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scoobhead

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

Colin "Miss. My. Wife." Bridgerton!

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gifcity

i removed the song from the carriage scene because that song choice was AWFUL and was totally ruining the vibe. I think it's better like this imo. the music is supposed to enhance, not distract!

This is DEBAUCHED. 🥵 I didn't dislike the music at the time I watched it, but seeing this scene without music definitely got me thinking the vibe could have been enhanced with different (and softer!) music.

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hermitknut
“I feel very strongly that if historical romance can give women a happy ending, it can give queer people a happy ending. M/f historical romance doesn’t tie itself in knots over the likelihood of the rake having syphilis, the terrible dentistry, the lice, the prolapsed uterus after multiple pregnancies, the prospect of death in childbed, or the horrifying legal discrimination against married women. We don’t close the book on the wedding scene reflecting that the heroine can now be legally raped, has just lost all her property to her husband…and would be vanishingly unlikely to obtain a divorce. Historical romance readers aren’t stupid; we know this stuff, but we choose to believe our heroine will be one of the lucky ones. And I don’t see why we can’t extend that happy glow to other stories, too. If women’s lives don’t have to be blighted by social oppression in romance, neither do those of people of color or queer people. Moreover, human nature doesn’t change. A lot of what we read about LGBT people in history is appalling because the rec­ords we have are the legal documents, the newspaper reports, the accounts of people who were victimized. We don’t generally have the hidden stories of the people who lived under the radar…. But we know…people we’d now call gay, bi, trans have always existed and [that] as a matter of statistics plenty of them must have lived and died without ever coming to the law’s attention. Which is not to hand-wave the horrors of the past but only to say that horror isn’t the only story, and it’s not an acceptable reason to deny marginalized people their happy-ever-after.”

— KJ Charles (Library Journal interview)  (via bookgeekgrrl)

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Charisma is not the same as goodness: Percy Weasley and Sirius Black

Just because you happen to like or hate a character, doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t strive to be objective in analizing their actions. As an example, I’m going to make a comparison between two characters: One which I really like and another that I heavily dislike, and show how the latter is a better person than the former.

I cannot stand Percy Weasley. I truly cannot stand him. I find him obnoxious and annoying and not very relatable at all.

I love Sirius Black. I love him, his recklessness, his charisma, how much he loves Harry and his willingness to die for those he loves.

However, I also believe, truly believe, that Percy is a much, much better person than Sirius ever was. There’s just no comparison. Sirius tried to use Remus, his friend, as a murder weapon, and was remorseless 17 years after the fact. He was a bully and barely cared. He treated Kreacher, a house elf who he had power over, like absolute dogshit.

Percy does nothing anywhere near as bad. He just doesn’t. All of the bad things he does are orders of magnitude less severe, and he repents and acknowledges he was wrong for believing these things, and changes for the better in a way that Sirius never does.

I still love Sirius. And I still can’t stand Percy. I don’t have to justify my feelings about these characters. But it is still important that I be objective, and take my feelings out of the equation to analize them.

This is such a good point.

It's kind of amazing the things your brain will overlook once it's decided a character's personality is not interesting or likeable. (The same phenomenon occurs in real life, too, as well as the other way around, giving more credit to people who are charismatic.)

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