Ok, now that I have your attention.

Um. hey guys remember i have a teepublic store

https://www.teepublic.com/user/eeveelutionlova

this would really help me out financially. i’m a college student and im struggling to better myself so i’m focusing on other things like improving my self mentally, and worrying about my other fear of driving, and worried about not doing anything with my life and im already 20.. ya know. 

I’m really not trying to beg but it’s sad that i keep getting emails from Teepublic saying “oh look you made 0 sales and you’ve had this store since….huh…december… WOW. you must really suck. Btw, please tell them about our new sale. ok thx bye”. 

I know not everyone has $20. I know not everyone wants a shirt (btw, they have them on mugs, stickers, etc. if you don’t want a shirt). But this would really help me financially. I know I’m not as good as others, but I’m trying, ok? Same with my Ko-Fi. I get nothing. (My 3DS was replaced and system transfered with some family help, btw. So, thanks for that help.) 

I know half of you scrolled past this and didn’t even bother to read it. If kirby didn’t grab your attention, then well, i tried. But I’m limited guys. I can’t do much. This would at least……help. 

((Again. Sorry about the lack of updates here. But I am personally struggling with time management. Again, I am limited. There are some Monster Hunter shirts on my Teepublic store as well. Again, not begging. But help is appreciated.))

Alfonso’s ears twitch. “Do not be confused here. I’m not here to fight. I just came to say hello.” 

Kirin was trying to keep his self from trying to show off as with most Kirin,s if they ever ran into another would try to drive them away from there territory…but he was not use to see another Kirin. Since its been a long time.

Alfonso laughs. “No need to worry. I’m no wild Kirin. I have a Rider.” He approaches the other Kirin, smiling. “Do you have a name?” 

Kirin just exhale and was relief,but mostly he shook his head “my name is Kirin cause that was the only thing I could say, the guild rises me after being found abandoned by a hunter.”

“Oh! Raised by the guild, huh?” Alfonso smiles. “A friend of mine, Athena, was also found injured and taken in by our rider.” He claps his hooves together. “You two can relate to each other.”

Kirin walked over to the tent and drag out the banner of the guild he serves, one from moga and the other Val harbor including some from yukumo and other places. Where ever hunters went he followed as a traveling guild handler since he was used to hunters. “I have been doing this longer then any rider or hunter,I’m a b class handler for the guild.”

Alfonso nodded. “Impressive. I’m sure they’re really proud of you.”

Alfonso’s ears twitch. “Do not be confused here. I’m not here to fight. I just came to say hello.” 

Kirin was trying to keep his self from trying to show off as with most Kirin,s if they ever ran into another would try to drive them away from there territory…but he was not use to see another Kirin. Since its been a long time.

Alfonso laughs. “No need to worry. I’m no wild Kirin. I have a Rider.” He approaches the other Kirin, smiling. “Do you have a name?” 

Kirin just exhale and was relief,but mostly he shook his head “my name is Kirin cause that was the only thing I could say, the guild rises me after being found abandoned by a hunter.”

“Oh! Raised by the guild, huh?” Alfonso smiles. “A friend of mine, Athena, was also found injured and taken in by our rider.” He claps his hooves together. “You two can relate to each other.”

Alfonso’s ears twitch. “Do not be confused here. I’m not here to fight. I just came to say hello.” 

Kirin was trying to keep his self from trying to show off as with most Kirin,s if they ever ran into another would try to drive them away from there territory…but he was not use to see another Kirin. Since its been a long time.

Alfonso laughs. “No need to worry. I’m no wild Kirin. I have a Rider.” He approaches the other Kirin, smiling. “Do you have a name?” 

Alfonso’s ears twitch. “Do not be confused here. I’m not here to fight. I just came to say hello.” 

spoil your OC's storyline/character arc with no context

(inspired by those “spoil the ending of your favorite game/movie/book but with no context” posts)

arrggg me matey 

She never gets cured

motherfucker stops having identity crisis

⚰ lol

“It’s done. She’s gone.”

Awoo!

murderer.

fratricide.

Liar.

Ascension

Fake identity.

Papa

Slowly dieing or immortal. Her choice.

he’s a 46 year old man child in detail who’d rather make a penis chimera then face reality

They die if she dies. They die if he dies. He almost dies to save her. She almost dies to save him. They live by a hair.

Time to beat aliens at card games so I can have a belt.

Train if thought derailed

is actually not a tree

accidentally an entire cult

Dad accidentally the entire business. Bites to fites

She is not left-handed!

Finally gets married

Do a flip

((No. Stop that. Fuck you.))

Old shit’s broken yo.

“I feel bad and it’s your fault.”

“I’ll rip you the fuck apart.”

“Your father asked me not to give you fire… So I won’t.”

FISTS OF CARBALITE AND BUTTCHEEKS OF ELTALITE ORE. OH GOD HE SPITS LIGHTNING?!

((Giant Rabbit with a Napoleon Complex))

“Im not exactly from around here”

and (bonus)

“I don’t have a left middle finger.”

Clueless excuse for a shagaru tries to do stuff.

“What’s all this?”

Sweetest bean around

Just walks around a whole lot

Then his best friend dies

“You’ll heal me and take care of me...?”

and then

“mining”