bummer

Is this not a woof in sheep's clothing

white on white crime

this is one of the cutest most fucking delightful things i’ve ever seen.

me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.

the land before time wiki is the most wild place on the internet

5 is like an honorary even number

why does this make sense?

The new Space X

credit

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

haven’t we all been there

when the teacher calls on you and you get the answer right

amazing

is this true

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

don’t question the facts

why is tumblr making people add nothing to posts but their name is still there when they reblog it i’ve had enough

thanks

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

Can y'all use the new message system.