❝ Never thought you’d save my life. Guess that makes us even now. ❞
❝ I’m never wrong. I thought you’d have learned that by now. ❞
❝ We can argue over who killed who later. Right now, we have a job to do. ❞
❝ This is going to be one tough son of a bitch to take down… ❞
❝ I’m still human. I make mistakes like everyone else. ❞
❝ Things explode around you. You can’t blame me for wanting to keep an eye on you. ❞
❝ If you’re looking for weapons, you’re not doing a very good job. ❞
❝ I always liked you. You’re as likely to heal me as you are to shoot me. ❞
❝ Do try not to get killed too fast. You’re only a distraction as long as you’re alive. ❞
❝ You’re a tough son of a bitch. I didn’t think you’d be up yet. ❞
❝ If I’m walking into hell, I want someone I trust at my side. ❞
❝ Never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad it’s you shooting up the place. ❞
❝ This what passes for food out here? My tastes run more along the lines of edible. ❞
❝ Just once I’d like to ask someone for help and hear them say, “Sure. Let’s go. Right now. No strings attached.” ❞
❝ I’m sorry, I’m having trouble hearing you. I’m getting a lot of bullshit on this line. ❞
❝ You’re about to find out what happens when you piss me off. ❞
❝ You seem like the strong sensitive murdering type. Always good to have around. ❞
❝ I’m good with our current amount of headbutting. I’d say we’re at headbutting capacity. ❞
❝ Thank you. You gave me purpose…Now, let’s find something big to kill! ❞
❝ What idiotic bunch of hormones thought that now was a great time for love? ❞
❝ Good deeds are like pissing yourself in dark pants. Warm feelings, but no one notices. ❞
❝ The universe is a dark place. I’m trying to make it brighter before I die. ❞
❝ I’ve taken many bad things out of the world. You were the only good thing I ever added to it. ❞
❝ Time for me is short, but any I have is yours to take. ❞
❝ Dead is dead. There’s no such thing as a good way to go. ❞
❝ ____ tried to kill you once, and all it did was piss you off. I can’t imagine they’ll stop you this time. ❞
❝ Remind me to never get on your bad side. ❞
❝ We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn’t I told~? ❞
❝ I will fight and struggle all my life; that is my fate. When I die, it will not be in bed. I am at peace with that. ❞
❝ If you are worthy of your command, prove your strength and try to destroy me. ❞
❝ I’d never stab you in the back. Warriors like you and me: straight to the face! ❞
❝ I.DO.NOT.GET.SICK!!!!! ❞
❝ I’m not complaining, but you show up at the strangest times… ❞
❝ That may go down in history as the shortest interrogation ever… ❞
❝ You can either fight by my side or get crushed under my heel, but you will not get in my way! ❞
❝ I’ll only relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it? ❞
❝ Every time you order us to face impossible odds, I have to remind myself that I volunteered for this. ❞
❝ Thanks for taking care of ____. Saves me having to beat him to death with his own spine. ❞
❝ I’m tired…I’ll nap. Destroy the universe later. ❞
❝ Everyone was always ignoring you and hitting on me. At least now this gives you a fair shot. ❞
❝ Okay, that makes my legs hurt just watching it, and my knees are meant to bend that way. ❞
❝ You just had to give the enemy tactical advice, didn’t you?! ❞
❝ The way you move…it’s incredible! You’re like a dancer, grace and power in constant motion. ❞
❝ I’m not going to die from an infection in the middle of battle. That’s just insulting! ❞
❝ You know, for a bunch of cheap touristy crap, your prices are pretty high. ❞
❝ I’ve seen so many things go wrong…I want something to go right, just this once. ❞
❝ You do realise this plan has me walking into hell too, right? ❞
❝ You sure as hell know how to make enemies… ❞
❝ I’ve spent too much time and effort on this to let you get killed now. ❞
❝ Look into my eyes and tell me you want me. Tell me you’d kill for me. ❞
❝ If I have to fight through guards, I’ve made a mistake. I rarely make mistakes. ❞