Emily's Obsessive Blog

playing that "oh no" tiktok song when amerie found out she was pregnant was CRIMINAL

Bro how did I just realize the lesbain from ofmd s2 is the principal from hbh????

Heartbreak High ❀ Season 2, Episode 1

Malakai getting off the plane to 50 missed calls, calls Missy back: What?

Missy: So you missed a lot at formal, Rowan is Bird Psycho, Spider and I are dating and Voss burned down the school while we were all inside

Malakai: what

and just when this show couldn’t get more australian, we got the nutbush and untouched by the veronicas in the one episode

i know i hate the incel arc but spider is just so so interesting to me he’s literally the perfect case study for what misandrist parenting can do to a mf i want him studied under a microscope i wanna put him in a petri dish

There was and will never be anything funnier than heartbreak high including the real life viral video of that kid getting swooped by a magpie and making it canonically Spider.

Heartbreak High ❀ Season 2, Episode 5

only aussies are going to understand this reference and how funny it is 🤣🤣🤣

If you told me at the beginning of heartbreak high that amongst all the incredible multifaceted characters my favourite would be the fucking eshay?? THE ESHAY??

rowan obviously needs a lot of help and it’s horrible what he put amerie through…. but was him dating malakai just like. a fun gay side quest?

(half kidding but curious to know what people think his motives were there)

Ca$h my king for pointing out that Dusty was in the wrong for the Malakai thing in a season where it’s been joked about. Thank fuck someone acknowledges how bad that was

my friend pointed this out lmao (from the scene where the messages are dug out of the feelings pit)

the RAGE i felt when I realized NO ONE said 'shut the fuck up, Spider!' this season😭😭

HEARTBREAK HIGH SEASON 2 SPOILER:

Quinn would have died from that snakebite if she wasn’t autistic. She woudn’t have known not to panic, and she wouldn’t have had the mental strength and objective reasoning to be able to look at the situation from outside herself and be able to stop herself from panicking and communicate to the others that that’s what she needed. I love that they had an arc that showed autism as an asset, without the need to loudly and overtly assert it. ♥️

Ca$h’s name being the acronym for child of an addict + self harmer is crazy. Protect my baby