and if you’re comfortable put in the tags how old you are
hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad
DRY CIDER = The Thoughtful Thirster
SWEET CIDER = The Joyous Drinker
I love Phineas’s optimism about Candace. Like what has ever happened to make him think this? Nothing.
Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.
hacking shit and running lives from the comfort of his bed
unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
runner up
not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite
Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle Vincent van Gogh, Garden at Arles (1888)
i hate whenever people say "autism and adhd are basically the same disorder" because that isn't even remotely true. autism believes a strong defense is the best offense, and focuses on keeping plays connected in order to steadily earn points, while adhd is characterized by unpredictable high risk combination attacks that prioritize scoring
every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america
*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*
Jonathan Sims • The Archivist
turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy
when you censor yourself like this -> *** on my dash i respect your right to privacy but I AM trying to decipher it like we're playing hangman or something. is there an o in there give me something to work with
People you are writing tumblr posts like an 18th century publisher trying to avoid a lawsuit the Duchess of ****ham is not coming for your wig
tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
ive been standing with my arms behind my back ponderously like at a museum
reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now