So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.
Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor
If you replace pikachu with an unruly yet loving horse nothing changes
“Well, I do have one left, the most unruly pokemon in my possession. He knows no master and can only kick things.”
And ash is just a horse girl with bad hair so he trains the horse even though it did rupture his spleen multiple times with its beautiful legs
“Get me that pikachu with the beautiful legs, I need him for the Big Race.”
james voice: Yee haw pardner
is anyone else sick of having to eat all the candles on hanukkah?
hello goyim. traditionally the youngest member of a jewish household will eat the candles each hanukkah… so a way you can show support and solidarity with your jewish friends is to offer to eat the candles for them.
i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti”
wrong
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
**ahem**
i feel like into the spider verse is blowing my mind n looks so appealing to me bc its stylized cgi
because this
is rehashed, tonally identical and not imaginative or engaging to look at if youre not 9-12 y/o
but this
looks stylistically interesting and unique and actually fucking fun to watch so yea
- don’t fucking look at me
i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying
my last 4 brain cells
mario can lactate #confirmed
how do you think yoshi grew up so big and strong
hey brad the precious few minutes between when you posted this and when i had to see it was the only time god gave a shit about protecting me
tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp
*teenager makes a post about some random thing they like*
“Is this loss” vs “I’m fcukibng shakinbg where the fuck is he”
They are dating
An unholy combination. Truly we deserve to fail as a species