its been months since i heard anyone talk about mastodon
living with ADHD is being stuck in a Matrix of your own making, and forgetting you made it
Not to sound to Calvin-coded, but was anyone else vaguely disappointed as a child that your parents had food coloring stocked in their kitchen and yet continued to serve you home-cooked meals that were regularly colored?
Like, don't get me wrong mom, these mashed potatoes are perfectly tasty, but I bet they'd be just as tasty and significantly cooler if they were green.
does anyone else feel like talking verbally is a quicktime event and you’re constantly missing the button cues
MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH
*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*
The car ride back home:
Picking a favourite between the older bachelors is basically just asking yourself whether you want the one with depression, the one with anxiety, or the English major
So i was doing the battle against lorroakan, and rolan runs up to him. I think oh, what spell is he going to cast?
THIS GUY, A WIZARD
LORROAKAN OFF THE BALCONY
King really said 'COUNTERSPELL THIS'
Anyway i love him
A patre0n request
Why did you learn Finnish?
To communicate with my parents and extended family. At age 1 I started to feel a bit hungry and decided I should start speaking so that my parents would feed me.
Hope this helps!
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i love the idea that neil thinks he’s really selling the whole “normal average joe” thing when he literally can’t walk into a room without starting a problem
if the twinyards weren't identical i guarantee you we would never know what aaron looked like. neil josten simply does not care that much
I love that Hannibal could be a fantastic psychiatrist if he wanted to be. But instead he’s just like. “What if. I make u worse?🤭😁”