Persons who claim to love sleeping almost always stay up late, not getting enough sleep.

Steve Rogers’ first and last fight 🥺

I apologize if I ever was a toxic person in your life, I’m maturing more everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me.

Chris Evans | BTS | Avengers: Endgame

i hate movie snobs who act like the only good movies are old classics and feats of artistic genius. if i am entertained all the way through a movie, it’s a good movie. that’s it. those are my standards.

This goes for plays and musicals too, you theatre snobs. Farcical comedy has just as important a role in live theatre as Shakespeare, Sondheim, Brecht, Chekhov! If you let someone forget about their problems and laugh for two hours, you’ve done your job. It doesn’t always have to be any deeper than that.

seductive mode: ON

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit and then threatened to post the video on facebook and instagram if we didn’t clean it up

HOLY SHIT LMAO

miles: dad can i please get airpods

jefferson: no

miles: but come on, everyone has them

jefferson: do you see spiderman running around with airpods?

miles: 

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up

nothing annoys me more than when i try to switch tabs and i accidentally drag that tab to make a new window 

like why you gotta be like that man

“My wife was tired of our dog sleeping in our bed at night. So i decided to build him his own house.“

the father, the son and the holy spirit