the résumé. yet another contemptuous and despicable piece of work from the french

my partner has about 3 genres of youtube video they watch, so I've decided to combine them all into what would be their Ideal Video

the two kinds of people

as i approach the end of my lease im reminded of this beautiful fixture in my home

thank you, landlords, for everything you do.

im not sure what it is you do, but you make significantly more money than me so it must be something, right?

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

kaeya valentine thingie for @mrskreideprinz 💖❄️

Thanks

trying new styles for chibi stuff with @savagem0ckingbird's oc

nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix

now for something completely different. me running into all the windows in warframe bc i can't tell it's glass. the real grineer secret weapon

im not scared of my own desires. i sabotage myself to make sure i never get what i want for unrelated reasons.