Fish N' Stuff

losing my fucking mind over this subreddit

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

I cannot stop thinking about this fish at Denver Zoo getting a CT scan.

This little shit BIT me today and it actually hurt.

Sir pls, I was just handing you your Dubia like literally every other day. Yamuel, you wound me.

This but it’s abt a stuffy nose

im the type of girl who would wake up early every morning just to water the dirt so u don’t have to ♡

i changed this from trees to dirt bc a lot of people thought trees were supposed to be watered which i didnt expect and turns out some people actually water dirt for some reason so im just going to delete this post 

I have to water my dirt so my chickens can eat all the bugs from within yikes

ya but this was supposed be for like real people

Guess who’s having a fun night? 😉

I’m so jealous

Sir that is too big a bite

Don’t tell him what to do

He is causing a scene

He’s just trying to live his life

Weeps into my hands bc they are too cute

i was looking through the community workshop for tf2 and im crying please look at fucking frankie

craigory would like to be in his pond already, please and thanks

look at what you’ve done, you absolute monster. you made him sad.

never thought a sad eel could affect me this much

This eels sadness is a powerful force

at what point in my life did I become dwight 

The common cold is such a bitch. Don’t keep coming back with a new fucking mask and asking for free samples, either fuck off after the first try or kill me. Make up ur got damn mind