they really just filmed him bent over on his hands and knees didnt they

not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

visual aid if it was even nessesary

yknow even as I lose my interest I’m still never gonna get over izzy hands just as a sheer character concept. “what if blackbeard was in the world’s most deranged gay situationship with his first mate” just on its own is so fucking incredible. not to mention all his other issues. but like that alone as an idea is the most banger thing to ever exist and it’s not even the central focus of the fucking show.

AND AFTER 256 CONTESTANTS, 24 WEEKS, AND WITH 21,549 VOTES,

WE HAVE A WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS, DOCTOR DOOFENSHMIRTZ!

It is, if it wasn’t obvious, past midnight, but tomorrow I’ll answer any asks waiting and sign off this competition with a personal wrap-up message to all 2 thousand of you beautiful degenerates, and everyone else who’ve been here making this one of the craziest six months of my life. Until then, GGs all around.

Apparently it’s #IzzyIsThriving day, so excuse me while I pause my mental health break to throw a tipsy doodle of a crew cuddle pile at you guys

"Venom 2 is just a messy gay tentacle porn starring Tom Hardy and Tom Hardy's bass boosted voice."

an actual convo i had w @vampiresdontsleep

DUDE 1K NOTES?

@vampiresdontsleep WE'RE FAMOJUS

we’re killing it 😎😎😎

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

Oh you just needed to come in here and drag me even further to hell

"Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave."

Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism.

Bring back going to a sanatorium in the alps and staring out the window for 4-5 months until you can cope with shit

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porn isn't evil or misogynistic you just grew up culturally christian and are scared of sex

like yeah it can be a brutal industry and i don't want to minimize the issue of people being filmed or sexualized against their will but like. dudes making sex tapes together isn't going to kill you. sex workers performing or offering full service because it's their job and they like having money isn't a social justice issue you need to get red-faced and give yourself a migraine about. all work and employment is exploitation, the porn industry isn't special, you're just uncomfortable with it because you haven't unpacked your prejudices toward sex workers.

i have a degree in film and pornography was part of the curriculum when i was in university. we studied porn as a legitimately recognized body genre and a medium of art and entertainment. it's just sex on film. like im a genre abolitionist in many ways but you can't claim that porn isn't a real genre of film and tv, you'd have an army of academics frothing at the mouth eager to explain to you exactly how and why you are wrong.

my degree course was taught primarily by gay men and lesbians btw. an older butch woman led the porn modules. i have terfs in the notes of some of my other posts claiming that porn is just a result of sex depraved pervert men and i just want to add that it doesn't matter who is making or consuming or talking about the porn. you are going to find people of all genders and sexualities and experiences or lack thereof who have their own relationship to pornography and tacking "but icky cishet men that just think about sex all the time!!!" onto your tags doesn't make your aversion to sex any more socially justified

also if you seriously think that someone filming themselves fucking is a form of misogyny you might be a bit stupid.

Has anyone done this?

song i associate with The Character comes on and i make the most unwell expression known to man

One year ago you would have found me tied to some gate, gun in my hand threatening suicide, while now I just read the news of the ofmd cancellation and my only thought was "Oh well", much to think about.......

Season 2 erased my hyperfixation in ways no other piece of media has been capable of doing since bbc sherlock season 4 episode 2 aired