Viva Les Baguettes!

if i was an animal id be a gorilla

Darling, sweetie, Baby... you are already an animal

Huh....

Don’t listen Ricky you are perfect human child roughly decently sized watermelon stature

thats true and kind

I am a terrible combination of “whatever happens, happens” and “If everything doesn’t go according to plan, I will vaporize”

The only cool thing about being famous would be being on Amoeba's Whats in My Bag and getting to go in the Criterion Closet.

Brian Eno and photoshop (1995)

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

It's cause you're always at that damn grocery store

"There's no food at home" claims local man who seemingly spends every hour of his free time buying food at the grocery store

Well well well... Look who's come crawling back to the grocery store

Personal values via Rene Magritte

Size: 100x80 cm Medium: oil, canvas

So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

They also should've been garden gnomes

@kaligaga

can someone give me $100,000 I won't pay you back

Name Club (1996) was the successor to Sega’s hugely successful Print Club photo booth, allowing users to design and print custom business cards. Check out those collaborations, including a pre-Parappa appearance of some of Rodney Greenblat’s characters!

❤️ sockeye salmon ❤️