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This is fucking bullshit
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girlfriend looks over my shoulder and sees that im on a twitter account named "The Toy That Plays Back" and my profile pic is a a jack in the box with angry eyebrows posting stuff like "How about we play with YOU for a change" and "Us Toys hate being played with"
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They should show Batman dressing up that cute little mannequin every night after fighting
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"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature
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help me pay for groceries this pride month 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
hi im dylan, an autistic trans guy who just moved to california 2 days ago and barely has any money rn. i had to go get groceries at the bargain grocery stores because food is so expensive here but it still ended up being almost $80 across 2 different stores for sandwich foods, ramen, microwavable meals, rice, etc.
im definitely eligible for food stamps right now but im still waiting to be accepted for those and have no benefits yet, so if i could get $200 to help me cover costs of moving (still need to buy things like a trash can, trash bags, toilet paper, cooking pan/pot, etc) so $78 for the groceries today and about $60 for groceries tomorrow and $60 for gas (4.89/gal x 12 gal)
päypal click here, vênmo and çashapp are @/$ diabolicshrimp
$0 / $200 and DO NOT TAG AS ANYTHING
so i actually have to buy more prescription cat food for nugget who has frequent urinary tract issues, and im able to save $20 on it but it’s still going to be another $83… thankfully it’s free shipping even to another state but that really is $83 i dont have. i also have to get gas and groceries but i havent gotten any donations yet so i have to put that off since nugget’s food is more important because she’s almost out and i have no source of income until one of my applications gets accepted :(
new goal: $275. $0 received so far
see above reblog for payment info. thank you so much you guys have helped me through a lot <3
no donations yet so i was not able to buy the rest of my groceries or get gas $0/$275
$44/$275 !
Let’s brainstorm what kinds of office supplies the evil Staples would have.
I’ll start:
- rubber bands but they’re all möbius strips
- Scissors that only cut fingers
- Normal Epson brand printers
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The scientists should make a cigarette that is healthy for you
They should make smoking more addictive but healthy also
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The scientists should make a cigarette that is healthy for you
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I love how her smile just went supernova when he started singing!!
Who decided to have airpods pretend that the sound is coming from your phone. Do you want to be gaslit into thinking your coworkers can hear your video essay about the Roblox oof sound idiot? well have we got the product for you.
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Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
Happy Easter everybody
Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post
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this image has done so much for my perception of myself it isnt even funny
I ask you for a cigarette. When you go to hand it to me I eat it from your hands so gently like a horse who’s trust you’ve painstakingly earned
I fully believed your icon was a duck until now. in my defense icons are very small and yours has duck colors
A lot of people seem to think that how funny,
Heya, just wondering about the pupper in your cover photo. Whats their name and do you have anymore photos? 👀
the dog isn’t actually mine! Someone sent it to me and I thought it was hilarious so I made it my cover photo. Sorry I couldn’t be of more help!