I gently cradle my mug in both hands, holding it closely as i gently lift it to my mouth and sip carefully, as if savoring the taste. When you look in the mug you see i’m just drinking water.

This is so true!

Except instead of water!

You know I’d have Ginger Ale in that mug buddy!

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

same moment different angle

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i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

Unfortunately me until Thursday

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

TODAY'S THE DAY!

the senate has just passed a bill saying I have to drink tonight. crazy

Ginger ale or something else?

@ginger-ale-official be careful out there

This is FALSE! G ale will NOT do this!!! One can adds 45 minutes to your lifespan!!!!!

Quiet joys w/ Marge

My sister said get me a drink at a store and I said what kind. She was like I don't know something esoteric. dead serious. "I like esoteric drinks." What am I meant to do with that

I bet she would like a g ale

I love you DVDs, I love you VHS Tapes, I love you Cassettes, I love you Records, I love you CDs, I love you Books, I love you Journals

And I love ginger ale!

No one please edit the celibacy gif to say ginger ale.

how much cereal y’all eat?

serving suggestion is like 45g, come on

Biggest eating bowl 3/4 full.

time to get out your scales buddy

maybe 140g? my sister-in-law commented on the size of my mini-wheat stash when she was visiting last weekend, and I've had people in the checkout line go "damn that's a lot of mini-wheats you have there"

damn, more than *checks notes* actually what is the standard suggested portion size for mini-wheats? seems like it could be 50-60g?

200 g of raisin bran. "Serving size" on the box is 59 g so, uh, well, you know what they say, breakfast is the three most important meals of the day.

I am impressed, impressed and a little scared

tbh "serving size" is a load of horse shit. By law it's supposed to be what people "typically consume" but that's just nebulous enough for food companies to pick numbers that make their stuff look better.

if the serving suggestion was "a load of horse shit" I might choose another brand I think

Serving size on ginger ale should say “the whole damned bottle baby!” But that wouldn’t be allowed because they won’t let the vernors guy swear

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

crisp glass of water moodboard

This is BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!