“Camp leader? Damn, you guys know superman is just a character right?”

‘Of course. That’s why I didn’t vote Superman. I voted Henry Cavill. He’s even better.’

“I’m glad we oldies have been put together. I don’t think we will all be getting up to any mischief will we. Or will we?” David waggled his eyebrows jokingly as he looked towards Sean and Kate. He couldn’t actually believe he was sharing a tent with THE Kate Winslet though. 

‘Are you calling me old, Mr Tennnat?’

‘Hi.’ Kate looked up as one of her roommates arrived, straightening out the duvet she’d been putting on. ‘We’re the first people here, so. You get first dibs.’ Hand gestured around at the beds. ‘All of them have fresh sheets. I put them on an hour ago, just in case.’ You never knew what the former occupants had been up to and she didn’t like to take chances. Besides, it gave her something to do to pass the time. 

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“Does anyone know how to lock a door in this place? I’ve literally just walked in on people shagging again and it isn’t the first time.”

Congratulations, David. You’re officially one of us now.

I heard Kate’s in the house. Is she still saying when asked that I could have fit on the door with her? Don’t listen to that, I still love her though. Someone fill me in on what I’m in for while I’m here.

I don’t know this Kate, but she sounds terrible. You should cut her lose. 

“That’s the phrase yeah. Power couple. I’ve been told it many times by the younger people in the house, and Matilda, my daughter. That means a lot though, Kate. So thank you. It must be yeah, can you imagine how many Christmas cards and presents they have to send out? I need to ask them about that curiously. I guess that’s one of the cons of being popular though. Yeah, with whatever the hell Tinder is. That certainly wouldn’t be my cup of tea. Idris Elba? Maybe he will be swayed one day. Who wouldn’t want to run away with Kate Winslet though?”

‘Ah. The Younger crowd around here teach us so much, don’t they? Big Brother can be such a learning experience with them around. No, Andrew, thank you. It’s reassuring to see romance doesn’t end after 40. I was starting to have my doubts. I can and it sounds horrendous! I struggle enough buying for close friends and family. I couldn’t imagine having an entire squad to consider too. Rather them than me. That might just be my inner recluse daring to escape though. Oh, don’t. Mia has tried to explain Tinder to me so many times and I just can’t understand. How can people form relationships through swiping? Is that really what we’ve become? What happened to all those meet cutes? Well, apparently, Idris Elba wouldn’t and Kate Winslet is devastated.’

C’mon, I’d marry you if y’know, I hadn’t found the love of my life. You’re Kate fucking Winslet after all. I think you’ll be fourth time lucky. You’ve gotta be. Don’t give up. Hey, if you say that loud enough he might just hear and take you out on a date.

The love of your life. .. Stop.·· · · · · ·Hearing that actually makes me feel a little emotional. It’s incredible to see how much has changed for you since I was last here. Actually, my middle name is Elizabeth, but I wish it was Kate fucking Winslet. I feel like that would open a lot of doors for me. I thought the third time would be the charm, but here we are. You’re right. I should whisper next time, save myself the embarrassment.·

I hope so. Though, my dad’s cool too. I’ll be happy taking after either of them.

I like to think we get a bit of both.

What age do I need to start worrying, you are ageless

I wish I was ageless, but these wrinkles suggest otherwise. For me, it was my thirties. 

I tried to warn you

I’m 44, Margot. I’m a big girl. Save the warnings for someone else. 

That’s crazy they grow up far, far to quickly, then again even when they are forty they will always be your babies. I’ve heard they are a lot more mentally demanding than babies. But I bet they are still perfect, they have you as a mother after all. Thank you for saying so Kate, means a lot, 

You’re damn right they will be. They still won’t be old enough to date either. Not that they pay any attention to me when I tell them. Do you know how many boyfriends I’ve had to scare off these past five years? Mia is a natural-born heartbreaker and Joe isn’t far behind. They’re certainly characters. I adore them though, even when they’re driving me up the wall. You’re most welcome. I mean every word.

She should be her parties are amazing!

I can’t wait to attend one. I hope there’s another coming up soon.

Must have been lovely to be home, was that a mom it would be cool or a mom time to leave sort of idea? 

A bit of both, I imagine. Mostly I think they’re hoping I’ll do something embarrassing so they can hold it over me forever. 

“As a forty-two year old man I agree, it does make you feel like you are back waiting to get onto the team.”

‘Ah, another member of the forties club. It’s nice to know I’m not alone. Perhaps we could share?’

“Anyone who doesn’t want Kate Winslet on their team is very very wrong.”

‘If only that had been true when I was a teenager. It would’ve saved me a lot of trauma.’

Damn there’s my reputation gone

Don’t worry. Mine was gone a long time ago. We can form a club.