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Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

Please receive Christ

It doesn’t matter if you’re a bottom or vers or normal you deserve love too!

fullmetal alchemist au where ed binds al’s soul to a fursuit 

I love this primarily because it would require that Hohenheim collected fursuits in his basement

DELETE THIS FUCKING NOW!!!!!!

I AM LAUGHING!

Furmetal Alchemist

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truscum: *explains how awful dysphoria is and how that makes being transgender not fun*

tucutes: why do you hate your transness )))):

anyway I’ll just be over here being trans and having fun. enjoy your suffering or whatever it is y’all do

Do you sometimes see people on the series of tubes and wonder where did we go wrong as a species?

Why is it that tucutes are always complaining about the dangers of being transgender and being attacked for your identity and getting outed and kicked out of your home, but as soon as someone says “dysphoria sucks, I hate being trans” they love to rub it in everyone’s faces that they don’t have dysphoria and they love their body and they’re having so much fun being trans because it’s Literally The Best Thing In The World?

Because they’re in it for the victim points, despite not actually being trans.

new alignment chart go

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

a friendly reminder from my neighborhood coffee shop

how every post on here about weather goes

southerner: 50 is cold

northerner: no its not

person from california: im from california

it’s time to start oppressing people who ship real life human beings

like, there is a difference between saying “these two would make a cute couple” and writing or drawing nsfw material about them

and i really! really! draw a hard line at shipping the goddamn third reich! himmler and hitler were fucking murders, not your gay babies! jesus christ!

did you think i was fucking kidding

gen z is going to school and crying when: •a fire alarm goes off •theres a suprise lockdown •talking to ur teachers in class about a recent shooting •teachers saying that you’re opinion is “invalid”

me: *looking at children’s books in the language im studying*

me: *understands 3 words in a single sentence*

me: I CAN READ!!!!!!!!!!

These unwanted interactions happen way too frequently

Yet another example of the word “white” being used in the context of a criticism, as if race was a character flaw.

Remember: if you wouldn’t stand for this shit if the race was black, or Asian, or Hispanic, or whatever, then it is your duty as someone who opposes racism to not put up with anti-white racism either.

If you won’t do it for yourself because you’re so brain washed by white guilt, do it for future generations. Don’t be a coward. Either that or stop pretending you’re against racism. Just admit you’re a believer in black supremacy and be done with it.

gotta shoehorn those progressive good-boy points somehow!

It is weird that the the hypothetical person in the super woke Twitter posts always has to be white. It’s almost like they know that it’s socially acceptable to shit on white men or something.

a relationship isn’t always 50/50. some days a person will struggle. you suck it up and pick up that 80/20 cus they need you. that’s love.

True this —- but keep in mind that there’s a difference between someone who is occasionally the 20% to your 80 because they’re having a rough time, and someone who only ever puts in 20% to your 80%.

Keep the former, help them through their rough patch. Suck it up and be the 80%, because they need you. But the latter? The people who are only ever 20% while you’re giving your all? Ditch them. Ditch them and find someone who will be the 80% to your 20 on your bad days.

i made this image with immense power and i have no idea what to do with it

When u write satire and the fuckboys take it literally