I'm Always a Slut for Jim Steinman

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

File this under "phrases from Tumblr that didn't have to go that hard but totally did".

[ID: #you can take the boy out of church but church has to be taken out of the boy like shrapnel #one bloody piece at a time. End ID.]

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

Small artists you need to understand that when you see an artist who you think has 'made it' tells you not to worry about the numbers and to not fret about getting more likes than reblogs they are not telling you it because they think you are stupid for caring or because they dont need to network to survive they are very likely telling you that because they have witnessed first hand the way the numbers game tears people to shreds in terms of mental health and motivation

Beginner artist: It’s easy for you to say not to worry about the numbers because you don't have to do it anymore.

Advanced artist, shaking them by the shoulders: DON'T DO THIS, it's a never-ending loop of trying to satisfy the nameless statistical tables that make you think your worth is measured by the number of people you can entertain.

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

Round 3

Cleo de Nile submission

Mina and Lucy submission

fancasting "the brony gang" or "#seniorsthatdontgivea****"

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT

fetishizing that old man’s self destructive tendencies

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

in this world we all have our roles

Yeah man let me open wayneradiotv on google maps

COME TO MY HOUSE

Vintage Moschino Fall 1989 Leather Jacket with Floral Appliqué Details

the polyamory couldn't save them in the end. but it matters that it was there