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 HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER SENTENCE STARTERS

❝  I don’t kiss and tell. ❝ Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?❞  ❝ We are so, so screwed. ❞ ❝ Smile or go to jail. ❞  ❝ And you call me immature? I’m the most grown up grown up ever compared to your dumbass.❞ ❝ See, sexting pays off. ❞ ❝ Someone woke up in a mood to fight this morning.❞ ❝ Whatever it takes, isn’t that what you said? ❞ ❝ Wow, someone has daddy issues? ❞  ❝ You should have worn a condom. ❞ ❝ Bitches be crazy. ❞ ❝ You call it crazy, I call it winning. ❞ ❝ I can’t sleep without having nightmares. I’m scared I might be going crazy. ❞  ❝ Thank god I don’t have a gun or I’d shoot her myself. ❞ ❝ Let the slut shaming begin. ❞  ❝ Get me some chocolate chip cookies. I hate all this healthy food! ❞ ❝ Shouldn’t I be getting some credit for trying to be a good person? ❞ ❝ You said you wanted to know me. Even the bad things. ❞ ❝ We’re bad people. That’s the only thing we have in common. ❞ ❝ You taste like my sauce. ❞ ❝ Men lie, that’s all they’re good at. ❞ ❝ Honestly? I’ve got like six guys on my jock right now. I need to focus. ❞ ❝ Seriously, just because my facial hair isn’t as luscious as yours, doesn’t mean I still can’t kick your ass. ❞ ❝ I don’t do boyfriends. ❞ ❝ You’re a misogynistic ass. ❞ ❝ I think about you all the time. It’s freakin’ annoying. ❞ ❝ Keep lying that good and you might actually get away with this. ❞ ❝ Afraid we’ll kiss again if we’re too close? ❞ ❝ Like I’d ever want to screw you. ❞  ❝ What’s next? We change our relationship status on Facebook? ❞ ❝ No woman wants to be on the receiving side of that. ❞ ❝ I’m so freakin’ mad I wasn’t born gay! ❞   ❝ But here’s the thing: I love me. ❞ ❝ This could take a while, wanna sneak upstairs? ❞  ❝ I look nice, I know, but that’s just my face. ❞ ❝ This works on women as well as men. ❞ 
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Disgustingly Domestic Prompts

Send a number 1-20 for a starter based off of one of these domestic ideas. Alternatively send “No place like home.” for me to randomly pick a prompt. All prompts below the cut are good for romantic and platonic ships!
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“I can’t trust you.”

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                “ Khaleesi please. ” He sighs as a familiar longing feeling aches in his chest. He knows he’s beginning to sound repetitive, but it’s no matter. He needs to convince her, to make her understand.

        “ I have protected you and fought for you, I will continue to do so till my dying breath. You Have to trust me. ”

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Four Word . Prompts

  • “Please, come with me.”
  • “You’re always number one.”
  • “I can’t do this.”
  • “I won’t let you.”
  • “Maybe I’m just crazy.”
  • “I’m not even sorry.”
  • “Honestly, just stop it.”
  • “I believe in you.”
  • “Don’t be an ass.”
  • “Who were you with?”
  • “Please talk to me.”
  • “I can’t trust you.”
  • “I need you, though.”
  • “Don’t be fucking rude.”
  • “Is that my shirt?”
  • “So, it was you.”
  • “I need to go.”
  • “Just stay with me.”
  • “You can trust me.”
  • “Alright, I love you.”
  • “I’m sorry, but no.”
  • “Will you help me?”
  • “You’re a terrible cook.”
  • “Can you shut up!?”
  • “You love me, right?”
  • “I really need you.”
  • “I don’t love you.”
  • “I’m not doing this.”
  • “I really need you.”
  • “You don’t want me.”
  • “Let me help you.”
  • “You’re such a bitch.”
  • “I can’t do this.”
  • “You think you’re funny?”
  • “Hey, I said stop!”
  • “Will you marry me?”
  • “Wanna go out sometime?”
  • “I don’t want this.”
  • “You always this quiet?”
  • “Are you fucking insane!?”
  • “I don’t want you.”
  • “I’m not wearing that.”
  • “Sorry, were you sleeping?”
  • “This was never right.”
  • “You look really tired.”
  • “I’m out of here.”
  • “You need to go.”
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“i heard them calling in the distance”

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“What you heard was the wind Lord Stark. There’s nobody else here for miles off. I’m sure of it”

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of monsters and men | sentence starters

“well, maybe i’m a crook for stealing your heart away” “and these fingertips will never run through your skin” “so i think it’s best we both forget before we dwell on it” “you love, love, love when you know i can’t love” “alone, i fight these animals” “but i knew that i was safe from there on out” “far from home, all alone, but we’re so happy.” “i don’t like walking around this old and empty house” “so hold my hand; i’ll walk with you, my dear” “there’s an old voice in my head that’s holding me back” “some days i don’t know if i am wrong or right” “though the truth may vary, this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore” “just let me go; we’ll meet again soon” “the books that i keep by my bed are full of your stories” “i met a man today and he smiled back at me” “but these problems aside, i think i taught you well” “and as the world come to an end, i’ll be here to hold your hand” “you’re a king and i’m a lionheart” “i heard them calling in the distance” “so i packed my things and ran far away from all the trouble” “and as i looked around i began to notice that we were nothing like the rest” “i’m looking for a place to start” “i dare you to close your eyes” “oh, i miss the comfort of this house” “can you chase this fire away?” “i spend my night dancing with my own shadow” “i’m letting go, but i’ve never felt better” “my dear old friend, take me for a spin” “you’re cold against the skin” “take me in your arms when walls are closing in” “you overwhelm my lungs and it’s tearing me apart” “i live the life of letting go” “if i could make amends with all my shadows, i’d bow my head and welcome them” “are you really going to love me when i’m gone?” “darker days are taking over me” “i am sorry this is how it always goes” “you could have tried to take a closer look at me” “i should not care but i don’t know how” “i am sorry for the trouble, i suppose” “we’re stuck in slow life” “you saw me in new light, and i saw you sheltered by the night” “feel the ocean as it breathes” “i find comfort in the sound and the shape of the heart” “i’m finally at peace but it feels wrong” “there’s nothing that i’d take back” “it’s hard to say there’s nothing i regret” “no matter where i sleep, you are haunting me”

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A lot of violence and a lot of swearing starters

Possibly a lot of trigger warnings. Violence, blood, death, injuries, knives, guns etc.

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“How the fuck did you crack their skull?”

“You promised not to fucking do this”

“I would have crushed their brains”

“What the fuck did you do?”

“You kicked their head in because they owed you money?”

“You fucking stabbed the guy”

“You killed someone? I’m so proud of you”

“I hope they spend their last few breaths knowing they never should have tested me”

“There’s still blood in the fucking carpet”

“I told you I did stupid stuff when I got pissed off”

“There’s still blood on the car”

“My knife broke off in his chest somewhere”

“They didn’t deserve that

“You really should see the other guy”

“They know it was your gun”

“They won’t make it”

“Don’t worry I only broke 90% of their bones”

“You should stab them and see how they fucking like it”

“They fucking deserved what they got”

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First Interaction Starters

“Hey- Oh! Sorry, thought you were someone else.”

“Do I know you? Cause I’d like to.”

“Oh sorry! I was zoned out!”

“Ooo, that’s an awesome tattoo!”

“Ah crap, the door’s locked.”

“Woah, that’s a cool eye color.”

“Where the hell am I?”

“Ugh… I think I’m lost. Can you help me?”

“Well this is a fun way to meet new people.”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Don’t you know to look before you cross a street?!”

“You lost or something?”

“Do you need some help?”

“You need something?”

“Maybe you shouldn’t be walking around this part of town alone.”

“Hi, I’ve heard so much about you.”

“I think you knew my parents.”

“Hey, you dropped this.”

“Oh goodness! I’m so sorry!”

“Um… Hello…”

“What are you looking at?”

“Hey aren’t you ____?”

“Well I didn’t expect this to happen today.”

“I don’t know you, but will you marry me?”

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He was the one who was kindest to her. Out of all of them, Drogo, Viserys, even her handmaidens- he was the kindest. His resolve was harsh, but it’s edges were gentle and curved towards Daenerys. She couldn’t fathom why, but she craved that gentleness almost all the time. Any moment she spent with him was bliss, strangely- any time they rode together in the khalasar, she felt at ease.

The breeze of essos brought a scent of wild-flowers, her oiled hair shifting off shoulder as her gaze flickered around. How long has it been since she ate? Frankly, she didn’t want to eat. Perhaps, if she didn’t eat, Drogo wouldnt want her anymore and would throw the two targaryen’s out. Perhaps then, she would be at peace.

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She looked over at the knight, who had been riding close behind her and now pulled side by side to her. She eyed him, chest heaving with small, weak breaths. It was almost as if it were a challenge to breathe, think, even. Her fingers were clutched so tightly to her silvers’ mane.   ‘  please tell me, ser jorah, that you have food other than…      that…  ‘ She looked towards one of the dothraki men, who chewed a rough piece of something that looked like horse jerky.   ‘  even stale bread would suffice.  ‘

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His mind was in the past. It gave him a sense of brooding as he thought back to what brought him here to the Dothraki sea, and what could bring him home once again to Westeros. He’d been silent most of the trip, only answering when directly spoken to, which hadn’t been very often. He didn’t mind though, his Dothraki wasn’t perfectly fluent so he’d only half listen to conversations in passing, ears only perking up when it had been about Daenerys or Viserys.

He’d catch the Khaleesi stealing glances over at him every now and again. He was sure to stay close by to offer the comfort of one that understands her native tongue in case she’d need anything.

“Unfortunately your grace, I do not. You get use to the taste after a while” He hadn’t been picky, eat when hungry and drink when thirsty, though he’s sure the younger is accustomed to more delicate tastes. He did wish he had something better to offer her though.

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Ser Jorah dreams of rescuing his dragon queen and basking in her gratitude

Daenerys & Jorah | Game of Thrones 5.09 “The Dance of Dragons ” {x}

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