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Closing eurovision night the traditional way:

Stefan, please come out of retirement for eurovision, we need you.

germany too gay and metal for the jury

germany too gay and metal for the people. sickening.

It's so funny watching Loreen in her drug stupor

u think eurovision is a competition between european countries but it's a actually a competition between the jury and the people

Europe rn:

AUSTRIA ONLY 16 POINTS??????

eurovision viewers: this is so unfair, countries just voting for their neighbours ugh what is this shit

also eurovision viewers: what the fUCK, WE’RE YOUR COUSINS, YOUR NEXT DOOR BUDDIES, BROTHERS IN ARMS, THE 1 TO YOUR 2, AND YOU DON’T GIVE US THE 12 POINTS LIKE HOW DARE YOU THIS IS PRACTICALLY A WAR DECLARATION

Der NDR wahrscheinlich: "Tja Leute, ihr habt's ja gesehen, Metal geht auch nicht. Schicken wir lieber wieder einen langweiligen Popsong."

Germany got done dirty

vampire fight ! vampire fight !

I think people just forgot that you can give points to Germany

Character selection screen

If Sweden (derogatory) wins this because of the Jury, I'm going to fucking commit jaywalking.

absolutely no taste coming from the jury tonight

The juries' votes