a bad bitch like me is going through some emotions rn but that’s ok bc I’m still bad

Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?

It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

Remember Emma Yang’s name — she has a bright future ahead of her (x)

follow @the-future-now

@redwinestain-bleedinglove

anyways,,,

My favorite snapchat filter.

fruitsoftheape100 is a terrible unfunny garbage ripoff of ratemyreptile, so check it out if you don’t feel like laughing. monky boy work iT’s magic in Secret ways for U and Ur daily life, namaste.

i can certainly conjure up better stream-of-consciousness nonsense in my sleep, ja.

You

Elmer ended this poor guys life with one word. He deactivated. He up and left this site because Elmer shut him down with just a single word. Three letters, no punctuation. The fruits have given him power beyond our understanding.

Support Native Americans//

//Moccasins:

•http://shop.slcc.ca/

•http://kitigan.com/

•https://www.etsy.com/shop/AuthenticNativeMade

•https://www.etsy.com/shop/CultureShockJewelry

//Health Care/Beauty:

•http://www.motherearthessentials.ca/

•http://www.herballodge.com/

//Food:

•http://www.tankabar.com/

//Jewelry:

•http://www.etsy.com/shop/NorthwestBeadwork

•http://www.etsy.com/shop/LakotaCharm

•http://www.etsy.com/shop/WoodlandBay

•https://www.etsy.com/shop/EarthMaidensEmporium

•https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/NibinabeStudio

//Dreamcatchers:

•http://www.spiritfeather.com/products/Dream-catcher-Medicine-wheel/

•https://www.etsy.com/shop/MavericGifts

•https://www.etsy.com/shop/SilverhawkDreamCatch

//General: (dreamcatchers, herbs, art, pouches, bones, beads, jewelry, etc. Little bit of everything!)

•https://www.etsy.com/shop/LozensArt

•https://www.etsy.com/shop/CherokeeSpirits

•https://www.etsy.com/shop/NisMekon

•https://www.etsy.com/shop/highcloud

•https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheSugarPanda

•http://www.orrs.com

Additions:

If you are an enrolled Native American and have an online shop, please send me your link and I will add it to the list!

Why does this post not have more notes?!

Lots of people like me have never seen this post, like me, so I am relishing it for more exposure. That might help…

!!!!!

Also, tanka bars are amazing and delicious and you have no idea how hard ot is to have a business of you’re native and they are full of protein and good stuff so buy a million of them, they are wonderful.

Is it cultural appropriation for a non native person to purchase dream catches and moccasins?

I would avoid dream catchers in general, personally, but if you’re going to buy either item, get them from native artists!

From what @nativepeopleproblems has told me, it’s always fine to buy moccasins so long as they are made and sold by Native artisans. 

Dreamcatchers I am unsure about; maybe Usdi or another follower has more input?

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda

you can do it in real life if you’re not a fucking coward

Stranger Things by Paul Tinker

chrome extensions for disabilities masterpost

I have seen a lot of posts on here talking about individual extensions for chrome to help people, but I haven’t seen a place where they’re compiled together. So here you are! font/text

overlays/colour change

reduce visual distraction

audio

tiny update: adblock plus was basically bought out by advertisers! if you want a reliable ad blocker now, i highly recommend the lovely ublock origin instead!!

^^^ i made the switch about a month ago. Highly recommend everyone do so.

ハウルの動く城 · Howl’s Moving Castle

*ernest hemingway shaking dice at a casino* come on, daddy needs a new pair of baby shoes, never worn

this place is like a movie.

so this one time, I had a great idea for pokemon fic.

It was basically about this older gruff jaded trainer who finds a little kid wandering around the route, calling for his fearow. Like little tiny babby’s first time training trainer.

So he asks the kid ‘Yo kid, you lose your starter or somethin’?”

Kid: “Yeah, it’s my fearow, he flew off after some raticate and now I can’t find him.” Older trainer’s like goddamn, who gets a kid a fearow as a starter?

“Your parents uh get you that fearow?” Cause he’s gonna have some words with this kids parents if that’s the case. Kid’s still like looking in trees and bushes and shit.

“No, caught ‘em myself out by the powerplant, saved up and bought the greatball myself and everything!” Kid’s super proud of that, meanwhile the older trainer’s thinking, weird, there’s no fearow out by the power plant, meh, maybe one flew there by accident.

Long story short, it’s not a fearow. A storm front rolls in and the kid’s like, ‘welp, there’s my fearow. Finally.’ Older trainer gets the heart attack of his life when fucking zapdos lands next to this kid out of a goddamn thundercloud and starts preening little kid’s hair.

“That’s not a fearow.” Is the only thing older trainer can say.

“What are you blind or something mister?” Says the little kid. “He’s got the spiky fearow feathers and everything. I can’t believe you call yourself a trainer. Come on Fearow, let’s go find a real trainer to battle.”

!!!!!! that is /excellent/ Yes please.

One of the ideas was to have team rocket show up and menace them, and have ‘fearow’ show up to strike thunder god fear in their hearts for scaring its trainer.

The other idea is kid gets an igglybuff as their second pokemon and everyone assumes the iggly is their only pokemon.

“Oh no, mr iggles isn’t for fighting.” Kid says. “That’s what I have fearow for!”

They are the worst best trainer ever, because zapdos would fly this kid to the moon if they asked because they are a precious little bundle of naïvety and joy. But kid only wants to beat up other trainers for candy and poffin money.

I love it.

I would read the crap out of this. 

Spark’s origin story

SPARK’S ORIGIN STORY

grown ups are so disappointing they can’t even recognize a fearow when they see one