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my favorite thing about playoff hockey is when you switch over games during intermissions or after the game and the announcers always say “we welcome those of you joining us who were just watching the other game” like thank you good sirs, i’ve been avoiding all my responsibilities for hours while watching 3 different games, but i’m gonna continue cause you make me feel welcome and appreciated
five minutes each for FIGHTING
Gally and Nate’s relationship: Giggle giggle let’s laugh at everything we say to each other
Gally and Chucky’s relationship: I literally hate you, fuck off, suck my ass. Friends? I don’t even know your name
“tonight we play for the name on the back of our jerseys”
Chi @ Wpg 04/07/18
Instead of name tags, both teams wore Broncos to honour the Humboldt Broncos. The Jets will auction off all jerseys signed and the proceeds of both the auctioned off jerseys plus what was made from 50/50 will go to the Humboldt Broncos. The Blackhawks will match the donation from the jets/nhl of $25,000
Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time
Well ok have y’all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite?
So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it’s important to the story
so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn’t want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died.
and here’s where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting.
tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they’re dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover
Here, have this bouquet of “Zeus Is a Dick” flowers.
This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show
The tides coming in, hurry up dude.
Tide got him but he’s ok.
He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?
His best bud just showed up to help him.
Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.
Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.
OH NO!
CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”
HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!
WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.
UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.
IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!
THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”
BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!
I THINK THIS IS IT!
SHE’S APPROACHING!
YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!
OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.
February 10, 2017: A tender moment between the lineys
doctor: you only have 5 minutes left to live
me:
“I mean, he’s been awesome to me. He’s been like a mentor to me, teaching me tons,” Darling said. “He has tons of experience here and I’ve been very limited. I can’t thank him enough for the life and goalie lessons he’s shared with me.”
“He’s gone through a lot to get here and he’s been playing awesome. How can you not feel good for him?” Crawford said. “I have to encourage him, keep pushing him to be his best.”
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One of the reasons I love the postgame is that it just shows so many characters of everyone. [X]
- Big brother tried really hard to give crow a pat and crow’s gigantic glove was always in the way.
- and shawzy just being shawzy - just a brief pat on the stomach to say well done buddy
- bb hawk sings ohhhh crooooow and hugged his goalie
- rundy touched crow’s glove first and asks for a nice helmet-pat
- and finally our captain pushes away crow’s annoying glove and shows his love to his goalie
The Corey Crawford Show (Part.1) (x)
I just want to protect Corey Crawford from the opposing team and from all of the naysayers.
Corey Crawford on Media Day 6/2/15
The Hawks have done it again!
Jonathan “I will take the blame for every loss because I am Captain Serious” Toews
