I can't even process the thought of Monsta X without Wonho. I don't want to accept it as true. My heart hurts.
MONSTA XโS English Introductions
TV Host: Hey everyone! Welcome! We are here with Monsta X! Monsta X can you please introduce yourselves and greet our viewers in English?
Shownu: Hello my name is Shownu *starts sweating nervously*
Wonho: Heyyy my name is Wonho! Can I be your Blondeho? *winks*
Hyungwon: Hello Monbebes! I am Hyungwon *does finger heart*
Kihyun: Hi Iโm KihyunNnNNn *sings name in 5 octaves*
Minhyuk: Hey I am Minhyuk! Monbebes I love you! *does 2 hand heart over head*
Jooheon: *baby voice* ayee whassup monbebes *back to gangster voice* IโM JOOHEON!! YOU MESS WIT ME U GET CHEWED ON YOU BEST BELIEVE I BE TOO ON RESPECT MOTHER FATHER *flips off the camera from 6 angles*
TV Host:
Monsta X:
Jooheonโs mom from home: He use to be a church boyโฆ.
I.M.: Hey iโm I.M., hello monbebes. Weโll do our best.
EXO on Your Honeymoon {Requested}
ย โCan I get a EXO on your honeymoon? Please include Luhan, Tao, and Krisโ
Here you go anon! :)
Xiumin:ย โSo what now?โ You asked Xiumin as you both made it back to the hotel after sightseeing in Rome all day.ย โWhat do you mean what now?โ He asked coming behind you and slipping his arms around.ย โYou know what I wantโฆโ You tried to play shy,ย โHmmโฆwhat do you want Minseok?โ He lowered his head and deposited a kiss on your neck.ย โYou. All of youโฆโ
Luhan:ย โI canโt believe that this is real! That weโre finally married.โ You would muse out loud with him over glasses of wine.ย โBaby put your glass down.โ He would tell you his voice going low. Heโd reach out and take your glass from you setting it on the table before leaning over and kissing you deeply on the lips.ย โIs it starting to feel real now?โ
Kris:ย โYou look so beautiful in your dress.โ He would whisper to you once you both left the reception and headed to your hotel.ย โThanks babyโ youโd respond blushing and using your hands to smooth it back out. โToo bad I may rip it trying to get it off of youโ Heโd warn making your heart beat fast. โBe careful! itโs got a lot of buttons!โ You โd tell him as he started to unfasten it. โHon..โ Heโd breath down your spineย โDonโt worry, Iโm very good with my fingersโฆโ
Suho:ย โJagi I donโt want to eat food right nowโ Heโd announce as you both sat down at the dining table in your hotel suite.ย โWell what do you wanna dโโ your words would be cut off as he came around the table picked you up and laid you down on the bed.ย โI wanted to skip to dessert..โ Heโd tell you in a low thick voice as his finger began working on the button to your jeans.ย โI think that youโre the only thing that I have a taste forโฆโ
Lay: Would have eyes for you only the whole wedding. As soon as you both made it into the limo heโd wrap his arms around you and kiss you passionately.ย โIโve been waiting for you all day.โ Heโd whisper into your ear as he let down your hair.ย โAnd Iโve never been much of a patient manโฆโ His words would echo in your mind as the car took off and his kisses trailed lower and lower.
Baekhyun:ย โI could get use to thisโ Heโd say as he entered the bedroom and sat down on the bed to watch you.ย โWhat?โ You asked knowing full well that he was talking about watching you change.ย โSeeing you half naked and knowing that Iโm about to see you 100% is a great treat for me.โ Heโd stand up and start removing the clothes you were putting on.ย โBabe Iโm trying to get dressed!โ Youโd tell him pretending to be dismayed.ย โWhy?โ Heโd say kissing your uncovered shoulders.ย โI told you not to pack clothes anyway.โ
Chen:ย โBaby can we just cuddleโ Heโd say as you got up from bed to start getting ready for another eventful day.ย โBut babe weโre only going to be in Spain for 6 days! Thereโs so much we have to see!โ Chen would groan at your words, stretch out his arm and pull you back into the bed.ย โForget Spainโ Heโd say as he pulled your body into his.ย โLetโs give Spain 5 days but today is just for us.โ Heโd pull the covers over both of you as he let his hands explore and travel your body.ย
Chanyeol:ย โYou know youโre mine forever now?โ Heโd tell you as he examined the ring on your finger.ย โYes babe, you tell me this like every 5 minutes.โ You told him taking your hand back and running it through his hair.ย โI just want to make sure you never forgetโ heโd say grabbing your hand again and placing it on his chest.ย โIโm yours tooโ Heโd say and tilt your chin up and kiss you with all the passion he had stored inside.
D.O.:ย โCome on!โ Heโd tell you as you made your way through the wooded trail.ย โWait for me!โ youโd call but he would be too fast and you would soon find yourself completely lost and all alone.ย โKyungsoo! Where are you!โ Youโd scream and be taken by surprise when he suddenly appears behind you โGotcha!โ Heโd yell as he backed you into a tree. โYou just wanted to get me alone didnโt you?โ Youโd ask him raising an eyebrow. โNo not just to be alone, but to do this.โ He would say as he crashed his lips onto yours.ย
Kai:ย โIโm nervous tooโ Heโd quietly admit when youโre both finally alone.ย โI want this to be special, so let me know if Iโm doing anything wrong.โ He would lean in and kiss you softly, trying to gauge your approval and as you nodded yes he would grow bolder and pull you in.
Tao:ย โDonโt move.โ Heโd whisper as you stepped out of the shower. Youโd take one step forward daring him to stop you and he would grab your arm and pull you into his embrace.ย โI thought I told you not to moveโ Heโd whisper in your ear making you feel weak in the knees.ย โYouโre my husband not my dadโ Youโd tease trying to push him further.ย โOkayโ Heโd conceed.ย โHow about we not sight see today and instead stay in here until you call me daddy?โ Heโd start trailing kisses from your neck to your collarbone and all your resistance would disappear.
Sehun: When you open your eyes youโd see him laying beside you studying the curves of your face.ย โWhat is it?โ Youโd ask slightly self consciousย โNothingโ Heโd say rising up and then moving over you.ย โYouโre beautiful, and youโre mine and Iโm basking in the thought that I donโt ever have to let you go.โ Heโd lower his mouth to yours kissing you gently before slowing turning up the heat.
BTS at the GYM
Jin: Walks the treadmill like a runway for an hour while eating donuts. Doesnโt understand why his weight hasnโt changed. Gets upset and buys more donuts.
Suga: Does one jumping jack before falling over and grabbing his knee. Tells the trainers that heโs going to go to the hospital. Drives back home instead.
Rap Monster: Comes dressed head to toe in designer gym wear. Takes some artsy pictures by the elliptical machine. Gets told to leave when he asks the trainers do they train to live, or live to train.
J-Hope: Brings a giant jug of water then spends most of the time in the bathroom having to pee. Always wears gym shorts that are a little too tiny making everyone slightly uncomfortable.
Jimin: Comes to the gym but gets distracted by his own self making sexy faces in the mirror. Begs for compliments from anyone who walks past and shows them pics of when he use to have chocolate abs.
Taehyung: Legit was just trying to go to his friend Jimโs house and got confused. Stays anyway when he realizes they give out free energy bars.
Jungkook: โEat. Sleep. Sweat.โ is his motto. Lives off of protein shakes and rants about the dangers of sugar. Pretends to go home at night but really sleeps by the weights bar.
Gentle reminder to check on your ELF friends after them watching Ryeowook's "Drunk in the Morning" MV....they are not okay.
EXO EMERGENCY #JenKai?? #Kainnie?? Edition (Baekhyun is DONE)
Chanyeol: Ugh Suho why are we having a meeting?? I was 6 hours deep on fortnite!
Kyungsoo: How old are you?
Suho: Woah, I didn't call this meeting, I'm clueless just like you!
Chanyeol: So if it wasn't you it was-
Baekhyun: *enters with 3 binders and starts setting up a podium stand* It was me!!! *maniacal laughter*
Kai: *stands up* Um I think I'm going to skip this meeting...
Baekhyun: Sit your ass down before i break your ankles all the way back to the Lotto era!
Xiumin: *to Chen* what is going on?
Chen: *pulls airpods out of ear* What? Speak louder. You know I can't hear you when you speak in broke bish.
Sehun: *raises hand* Baekhyun does this involve all of us, or is this a personal grudge you have against Kai?
Baekhyun:*pulls out random papers* look at my bank statements!! Why tf would I be jealous of a dollar store Taemin in a half sewn crop top??!
Kyungsoo:
Kyungsoo: I'm going to go make some tea.
Chen: Hey bud, um I'm pretty sure you're holding up fast food receipts, and you whole negative energy is making my airpods sound like Walmart prices.
Chanyeol: Bro, so what he has a girlfriend? We all have at some point and just kept it on the low-
Suho: Wait...we have??
Sehun: *pats him reassuringly on the back*
Sehun: Yes.
Baekhyun: I don't care about our private lives! I just want to know why when I tried to step out and go public with "She who can't be named"
Kyungsoo: *coming back with tea* Taeyeon.
Baekhyun: ....yeah her, I just want to know why I didn't get the support I needed!
Kai: *smiles encouragingly* maybe you were too popular?
Baekhyun: *rubs temples* Duh, I've always been popular, it's gotta be some thing else.
Xiumin: The timing may have been off. Or maybe you had to help pave the way for dating to be more accepted in today's culture.
Baekhyun: So you think I'm selfless?
Xiumin: *squirms slightly* occasionally?
Kyungsoo: Dang this tea is hot! I wonder what temperature I should have put the "Taeyeon"?
Baekhyun:
Baekhyun: Suho help me out! You're supposed to lead us, and clearly I'm going through some things.
Chen: *blowing on airpods and shining them on his shirt* Really? Couldn't tell?
Suho: I don't really know what to say to help you. I've never felt this way but I'm always here if you need me-
Baekhyun: Hold that thought *whips out phone* I need to call the army real quick so they can enlist you and you can go somewhere you're "needed"..
Suho: That hurt Baek.
Kai: Look man, I'm sorry that it went down like it did and that I didn't give you a heads up. I was just scared that this exact scenario would happen. Can we just go back to being friends?
Baekhyun: *typing on his phone* Um yeah sure I guess. Friends for life and all that jazz.
Chanyeol: *checks phone* There's a Dispatch article saying that Baekhyun just unfollowed Kai on IG.
Baekhyun: *smiles* must be a glitch.
Chen: I'm leaving. I got a hair appointment at 11 and a wine tasting at 3. *gets up to leave*
Sehun: Dude...give me back my airpods.
Chen: Just 5 more minutes!! Please!! I love the power I hold in the curvature of my ears!!
Xiumin: Ew
Sehun: *takes his pods* I'm going to roll too guys. Next time we call a meeting, let it actually include me.
Kyungsoo: *whispers into his tea* like our discography this year.
Sehun:
Suho: Does anyone want to stay and discuss the whole "everyone has dated before" joke or not?
Chanyeol: *pats his back* It's okay buddy, we still love you.
Baekhyun: What's love? Never heard of her. All I know is betrayal!
Kai: Sehun, pls let me leave with you..
They say for every positive comment King Kai and Queen Jennie get on social media, a salty Baekhyun appears incognito to type "Kaistal did it best" while dabbing his eyes with a Prive handkerchief, and humming the words to the full "I" album at 3am.
The Kpop Rules of 2019 (Cause Iโve had enough)
No more fan wars! Periodt.
We arenโt crying if our idols start dating, heck weโll be their biggest supporters this year!
Somebody gained weight? Okay we still stan.
Somebody is tired and takes a hiatus? Cool...we still stan!
Someone in the group gets a bigger spotlight than our bias? We WONโT take out our frustration on them.
They go live on VLive? We arenโt asking about anyone else unless they pop up on screen too.
Weโre embracing new fans and taking them under our wings.
We will still stream but we wonโt be annoying about it. (Less annoying)
You donโt like girl groups? Thatโs fine with me.
You donโt like boy groups? Do you, I ainโt mad at u.
โCute concepts are annoyin-โ Next...you donโt have to announce it.
โDark concepts are over don-โ Stop, thank you for your input, but we didnโt need it.
If we donโt agree with an idols beliefs we wonโt shame them because we realize we were raised differently.
Weโll forgive idols who fail us, because they are human too and we all make mistakes.
We wonโt support unfair practices or abusive companies.
We wonโt ship members that donโt like it.
We will allow our idols to age and mature, and not be trapped in a box.
We arenโt going to stalk anyone, or release their personal information.
We arenโt going to try and glamorize any tragedies and will be as respectful as possible.
Weโre going to be proud of how far our groups have come and recognize how hard they work.
Weโre going to cheer for the ones who win!
Weโre going to cheer for the ones who lose!
We will learn Korean if we want to, and wonโt be labeled a Koreaboo.
We wonโt learn anything if thatโs our heartโs desire, and just enjoy the music and feel no judgement.
We will let our idols leave their groups and do what they want to do.
We will embrace new members and not reject them.
We are going to support each other just as much as we support our idols.
We are going to be positive and encouraging.
We will stand by idols struggling with their identity and mental health.
We will applaud those who stand up and bring change for the better.
We will unite and erase the negativity because all of our groups spread love and we will finally spread it right back.
We won't just be a fandom...We'll be a family and we'll keep working to make Kpop reach even greater heights than it did this past year!
Jeonghan as Your BOYFRIEND *A Jeonghan Imagine* {Requested}
โ jeonghan as a boyfriend ? <3โณ
Sure! Here you go anon :)
While youโre both discussing your day over dinner he would lean in over the table suddenly, and push your hair back, chuckling ever so slightly as you lose your train of thought. As you tried to carry on and tell him the highlight of your day, he would lean in again and brush the corner of your lips.
โSorry, thereโs something on your mouth.โ
โWhat is it?โ You would ask with a blush, your eyes casting downward half embarrassed and half aroused.
โNothing, itโs just-โ He leaned forward for the third time, and kissed your lips softly and tenderly.
โItโs just me..โ He would breathe.
ย Back hugs for strength and cuddles for support.
You would have spontaneous shopping adventures where you would both grab shopping carts and race around the store to see who could complete their list first. You would win because Jeonghan would be stopped twelve times by little old ladies wanting him to help them reach for products.
ย Love notes taped to the mirror in the mornings.
ย โI tried cooking you breakfastโฆ..um well the TV was on at the same time and I may have sat down and watched 3 episodes of Rick and Morty and wellโฆ.โ He would hold the burnt looking tray of food out to you.
โUmโฆhow about we just go get breakfast, eh babe?โ You would suggest gently.
โWe probably should.โ He would say looking down at his miserable creation. โThis is garbage.โ
ย Confiding into you his his hopes and dreams, his darkest secrets and fears.
ย Setting you as the background on his phone, and proudly showing you off whenever he has a chance.
Road trip karaoke sessions with hair brushes as microphones.
ย โWould you marry me if I asked?โ He ask you softly as you rested your head on his shoulder.ย โWould you want o do this forever? A million moments like this right now?โ
You catching him staring at you for no reason at all.
โYou may be fine with me leaving for 5 months but Iโm not baby! I donโt want to leave you for that long!โ
ย Matching bracelets to subtly declare your love while still enjoying some anonymity.
ย โPlease donโt tickle me! I hateeee being tickled!โ You would squeal as you tried to run away but to no avail.
ย โYouโre beautiful baby, you really are.โ
ย ย โDonโt be nervous.โ You would whisper to him right before he would go on stage.ย โYouโve done this a thousand times and youโre goodโฆyouโre so good.โ
โIโve never felt like this before.โ
SM Plans a New Year's Eve Party
SM: Okay I know itโs kinda of late to start planning, but I was thinking about throwing a New Yearโs party for all of my artists!
Staff: Okay um, that may not work but sure, we could see who is available.
SM: Well BOA has to be there, she is my special flower, my rose among thorns, my-
Staff: BOAโs renewal contract states she must be aware of all events 3 years before they beginโฆ.so I donโt think sheโll show.
SM: Okay, what about Super Junior? Thereโs like 10 of them right?
Staff: I honestly donโt know. I think at least three of them are only still part of the group so that we can still sell their merch online-
SM: And why wouldnโt we? This isnโt a charityโฆsend them a message and see if they can stop by, and while weโre talking about money making, what are SNSD doing that day?
Staff: I donโt even have their contact info. I usually set a bottle of Jean Patou Joy Baccarat Pure Parfum out in the front lobby and wait til one of them catch itโs scent.
SM: Hmm what budget does that come out of?
Staff: Oh just the leftover funds from all of the China Line promotions we never actually promoted.
SM: Splendid! Now what about my last girl group Red Velvet? They should be able to make it.
Staff: Technically F(X) is still a thing.
SM: Duh I use โeffectsโ in TVXQโs videos plus extra dancers to make them seem more full. Iโm talking about my flower petals, Red Velvet!
Staff: I donโt even know if youโre joking but*clears throat* they should be able to come, last time I checked their egos were still hidden in the back freezer...once they find them though only heaven will be able to help us.
SM: Mmm freezer..speaking of frozen treats, invite all the hidden rookies. Iโm going to need waiters that work for screen time and meaningless promises...Now what about EXO?
Staff: Suho and Xiumin are on the โwill definitely be there because they have absolutely nothing else to do listโ alongside Kun from NCT and Sujuโs Shindong, D.O. has a movie-
SM: Does he even work for me anymore?
Staff: Um...not sure about that either...everyone else is pretty hit or miss. Really depends on their moods, how exclusive the guest list, and will any designers be there.
SM: Exclusive? Iโm letting NCT go so obviously the list is a mile long sighhh. *rubs temples*
Staff: Kangta, Trax, and TVXQ should be there.. If weโre lucky we can get Key, Taemin is always busy, and Minho... wellโฆ
SM: Well what? He would be the life of the party!
Staff: We still canโt locate him after he lost that arm wrestling match at the last MV premiere party.
SM: Wasnโt that in September?? Fine tell Lucas heโs going to have to fill in again like he did in the View promotions. **phone buzzes* Iโm getting a text from someone named โAmberโ... who is that?
Staff: Sheโs in F(X).
SM: I donโt handle the technical side of this business. Tell her to talk to the media department about her issues.
Staff: Um..*phone buzzes* Oh itโs Heechul..he said โ heck noโ...all lowercase.
SM: *smiles* The rascal, what about the rest?
Staff: Well Donghae wonโt go without Eunhyuk, Eunhyuk wonโt go unless he can pick the music, Ryeowook wonโt go unless Siwon isnโt there. Yesung wants there to be seats in order of importance, and Leeteuk canโt find a doggy sitter that night.
SM: When did i raise so many divas?? Donโt they all want to spend time as a family??
Staff: *cough* most of them rarely even see their โrealโ families *end cough*
SM:
SM: Tell them theyโre all coming or theyโre fired. I have a backlog of trainees to clear all the groups out and start over anyway.
Staff: How do you find all of these secret trainees anyway?
SM: You know that school by my house where kids go missing all the time?
Staff: Yeah...Oh...oh no...pls no..
SM: *pats his back* hurry up and put the invites in the mail *checks watch* school is about to let out for the dayโฆ.*leaves*
Staff:
Staff: I think I need a new job.
When that kid you hate wonโt stop laughing at the teacherโs jokes and youโre still in class 10 minutes after the bell rung
why u hate jhope
?? I don't tho
Any other Kpop vets feel like you go through seasons? Like one year you're all "I'm watching every interview!! Learning choreography!! My bills ain't paid but I got all the album versions!!" Then the next year 32 new groups debut and you only vaguely care, a whole comeback promotion starts and you're just like "meh", and you even see a pic of your ult bias and you only smile faintly (and don't even save it).......thennnn something just Thanos snaps back into place, and you go back to being a trash can for all things idol related like you grew a new personality over night, and this repeats CONSTANTLY, like what??? The fandom life is wilddd.
My dude, its just opinions, get over it. People prefer certain dance styles over others, idk what to say
Oh it doesn't bother me thatttt much, but sometimes when you venture into Stan twt you see something crazy that makes you want to respond but then you realize it isn't worth it.
Being multi fandom can be tough because someone can say some random stuff like "Jungkook is the best maknae dancer!! don't @ me oppas ๐ " And you gotta sit there witcho whole tongue balled up trying not to scream "uM have you heard of our Lord and Savior Lee Taemin?? Pope Yugyeom?? High priest Dino?? Choir director Zelo?? Altar boy Ji to the mufuh Sung??" Sighh but you don't say it cause your biases don't stand for the drama so you choke on your own words.