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I’m very nervous about doing this, but I’ve tried multiple times to simply revamp this blog – but there’s just too much on it (too many pages I don’t want to delete, threads on it), that I think my best bet is to pick up and move my blog.
!! so, that’s what I’m doing.
I’m still under the same URL, so don’t worry about having to change tags, or anything.
And if you don’t refollow, it was a wild ride.
I’m very nervous about doing this, but I’ve tried multiple times to simply revamp this blog -- but there’s just too much on it (too many pages I don’t want to delete, threads on it), that I think my best bet is to pick up and move my blog.
!! so, that’s what I’m doing.
I’m still under the same URL, so don’t worry about having to change tags, or anything.
And if you don’t refollow, it was a wild ride.
❛ WHEN YOU SAIIIIIID you needed a great costume for halloween, you should’ve been more specific ! don’t know where else you’ll find something B E T T E R than somebody else’s face. ❜ how ungrateful , he thought, followed with an audible wince as he stapled pieces back into place.
╰ ° ♛ WELCOME TO THE SHOW: OPEN !
WELCOME TO THE SHOW: QX3RY !
The problem with whistling at a girl like Kristen Kringle is that, it’s happened on and off throughout her life to varying degrees that she doesn’t pay it a bit of attention until the voice that follows strikes her to her core. She knows that voice. “Jerome,” Color her impressed. “I thought they tossed your ass in Arkham.”
❛ WHO SAID THEY DIDN’T ? ❜ his brows furrow with the question, but his lips are twitching into a signature smile. ❛ Y’know what they say: Can’t keep a wild thing caged. ❜ But that’s where he had landed himself - behind bars of a fire escape, with his wrist locked up to the ladder. ❛ Got myself in a sticky situation. You don’t know how to pick a lock, do ya ? ❜
There are skills he should have learned while in the circus, but he was meant to be the PROUD OWNER OF HALY’S CIRCUS – someday, at least. ‘ What do you need to know that shit for ’ his mothers voice echoes ( though, he’s more certain that the voice is his own, only pitched up a few octaves ). ❛ C’mon, beautiful. You’re not gonna leave me hanging, are you ? ❜
WELCOME TO THE SHOW: HARLEENIE !
WELL IF ANYONE deserved that, it was definately her father without a shadow of a doubt. she could finally be free it’s what she has always wanted. then begged the question, how would she do it ? pondering the thought while baby blues held irritated greens ❛ because i’m scared okay ?! “ the blonde blurted out, shrinking back at the revealed words she never wanted to admit out loud. yes her father scared her but who she was becoming was scaring her more ( to think she was actually considering killing him, as if it was an everyday notion. ) a huff was given as arms folded tightly across her chest, purposely not catching his gaze until his words caused her eyes to lock on to his once more.
power ? she’d never had that, she wouldn’t know what to do with it, but the want for it was strong. ❛ i-i don’t know how… ? ” where did one even start in murdering another human being ? did it have to be planned out or just ‘stab’ your dead kinda deal and was it more effective to do it slow and torturous ? make the guy suffer. soft eyes held his in askance for his help or more so..a little direction. ❛ wait.. “ brows furrowed together, ❛ what did you just call me ? ” harley ? was that who she was now ? she could feel harleen slipping away with every moment.
❛ SCARED? ❜ it came out as a snort at first, but one look at her and his features were softening. he’d either started to develop a soft spot for harleen, or he was dedicated to how far along he’s managed to string her with him. ❛ you don’t have’ta be scared. he’s probably been askin’ god to release him from his own hell on earth - you could be god for a day ! ❜
❛ don’t know how ?! ❜ the thought alone warranted a strange look from him. how could somebody study the ‘ lunatics ’ of gotham city & be so unaware of where they all begin. the shock was still present on his face when he took a step towards her, and wrapped an arm around her back, crossing underneath her shoulders. he pulled her mostly into his side - close enough that he could press a kiss to her temple, almost caring, before he pulled back to look at her again, ❛ huh ? harley - q ? need a new name if you’re gonna kill your old man, don’t you ? ❜ in truth, he thought the name flowed better.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW: HARLEENIE !
HER HEAD TILTED seeing the large reptile around his waist, he sure looked like he was until he mentioned his mother. lips moved to form a small ‘oh’ shaking her head in response to his question, gentle eyes could only lighten up in amazed glee. ❛ wow really ?! ❜ her attention back upon the redhead ❛ how ? ❜
❛ SHE JUST KNOWS how to talk to snakes, ❜ he said, though his answer didn’t supply much of a reason for how snakes seemed to listen to her ( but if snakes were anything like men - lila valeska simply had a talent ). ❛ wanna try holding her ? you just can’t let her go, or squeal or something stupid. ❜ as girls - in jerome’s opinion, at least - are often too squirmy & and afraid to do something like he’s offering.
NIA !!! Okay , I am in no way a PS expert ( an amateur at best lol ) but i wanted to make ya a lil somethin’ to say HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY ! i hope you had a good day ^-^ yes i know this is late but you can let me off ‘cause bleh timezones ! haha anyhoo i hope you like c: stay awesome ! ♡ @crackedgrin
❛ PREMIUM BUY - straight off the kinkiest website in the world. nobody can break those cuffs. ❜ does he believe his purchase was really that reliable ? of course not, but it gave him reason to grin a little. ❛ unless you’re familiar with the brand – that is. ❜
╰ ° ♛ welcome @whatfalls to the show !
A WHISTLE, SOFT AND SUDDEN when she walked by, more an aid to grab her attention without speaking, than a flirtatious quip. ❛ fancy seein’ you around these parts – you got a minute ? ❜
╰ ° ♛ welcome @qx3ry to the show !
❛ PARADE GOING THROUGH TOWN? ❜ a soft snicker, because his gaze falls to her stomach. ❛ you’re starting to look like a blimp ! ❜ it’s disappointing in a way ; how are they supposed to do anything when she’s carrying a watermelon in front of her –– speaking of which: ❛ lift up your shirt ! lets see the martian. ❜
╰ ° ♛ welcome @greaselungs to the show !
❛ DO NOT ENTER ! don’t you know how to read ? ❜ an exasperated sigh came from him shortly after he had shouted. it’s not entirely abnormal for people to attempt to slip in –– PARTICULARLY CURIOUS PEOPLE who just want a look ( and not pay a single cent for it ! ) she looks a little like the type. ❛ you wanna see the freaks ? ❜
╰ ° ♛ welcome @antialibi to the show !
there’s a total lack of icons that i can use for jerome with his fucked up face, so if the tags say verse 3, but his face is normal in the icon...please...pretend he’s looking like frankensteins latest project. i’d hate to restrict his facial expressions to like....two episodes of screencaps.
Sorry that came off as aggressive, it’s probably because I’m being aggressive.
HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOUR TICKET TO THE SHOW? this month’s featuring the infamous Jerome Valeska – – rumoured to have been the last thing his mommy saw before she took a hatchet to the skull. not a good enough rumour for you ? i heard he did it ‘cause she wanted him to wash the dishes !
YOU MISS A LOT BEING DEAD: / for a starter , smash that like button. likely to be something short & based off something in your wishlist , memes, etc.
❛ I’ll shoot ! ❜ >:)
❛ WILL YA? ❜ he isn’t close to believing her. his laughter spilling between curved lips was enough to give that away. he believes harley likes him too much to try & do that much damage to him. ❛ i’ll believe you when you show me the bullets. ❜
╰ ° ♛ accepting. | ╰ ° ♛ the show.
i’ll shoot
QX3RY HAS TICKETS FOR THIS SHOW.
THE CLICK ECHOES in the room & his breathe is caught in his throat. there’s the underlying desire to coo at her & tell her to do it ! but something he’s unfamiliar with settled in his chest: FEAR ! ❛ whatcha bring a gun to a knife fight for ? ❜ his voice is soft - closer to a whisper than his usual sharpness. STAB HIM IN THE THROAT, in the heart, in the eye – but D O N ’ T blow his brains over the linoleum ; he needs the killing strike to leave his body in tact. jerome would damn himself for not praising his cult more ( who would be there to bring him back again. who would bother ? not her. ) ❛ we should talk this out – c’mon - we talked before - i know you’re a more rational person than this. ❜
