BRIDGERTON 2.03 "A Bee in Your Bonnet"
happy new year, everybody!
FRIENDS | 1.10: The One with the Monkey
dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.
rest in peace matthew perry (1969-2023)
i’m seriously devastated by the news. rest in peace matthew 💔🕊️
- And the commander?
- He isn’t yet… aware we left.
What it looks like: I've abandoned my fic
What's actually happening: It consumes my thoughts every single day. The urge to write gets stronger but my putty brain just. won't. let. it. happen.
There's two kinds of people
having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps
by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee
good day:
- make coffee
regular day:
- put water in coffee maker
- put coffee in coffee maker
- turn on coffee maker
bad day:
- take pot from coffee maker
- turn on sink
- fill up coffee pot
- turn off sink
- pour water into coffee maker
- put coffee pot in coffee maker
- open cupboard
- get coffee filter from cupboard
- get coffee beans from cupboard
- put filter in coffee pot
- measure coffee
- pour coffee into filter
- close coffee maker
- turn coffee maker on
anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day
This is actually a really good way of explaining this
*chucks a cyberpunk!horizon crossover at you and returns to the void*
I can tell who’s really played Baldur’s Gate 3 and who hasn’t by who mfs think is the horniest one or not. If a mf says “astarion” then I know they ain’t far because Astarion is flirtatious and catty, he’s not horny. Halsin is the horny one. Halsin is the biggest Hornball in the party. Mf those scars on his face are not from battle
A morning gossip at the mirror, battle ready for the day.
ANAKIN SKYWALKER + signature lightsaber spin
some people seem to think that being horny for a media is paradoxical to critical analysis but actually anyone who makes quality horny content is so knee-deep in critical analysis their horny content reads like an extremely led psych eval