I finally got an opportunity to roll a 5e Dhampir, and he's now a one of my weird Coffee Cult Guys in my buddy's homebrew setting! In fact, given his heritage, he's sort of THE weird Coffee Cult Guy! (can you tell I am still on a Very Big Castlevania Kick?)

I only play in this game's setting once in a blue moon, sadly, but visually, I am pretty pleased with Eclipse, so I may draw him more when spooky season shows up. 

I absolutely have to reblog Lord Eclipse today 🌑🦇☕

With these two pages (click through to see the page after this one!), that makes this story 40 pages long!!! Wow!

I am still learning to pace myself and my shoulder (it's mostly healed! and I am not in PAIN, but it does still feel fatigued after a lot of drawing on top of my dayjob), but hopefully I can get some more pages out before the end of the month!

How well I did on snatching up Clearance Easter Candy:

It’s almost June and I am still shoving whole cadbury eggs into my mouth like some kind of egg-eating snake.

JUNE IS HALF OVER AND THIS IS STILL HAPPENING

You’ll never guess what I’ll be snacking on this 4th of July weekend.

Your monthly reminder.

It’s halfway through September and I am still finding boxes of cadbury eggs, along with free-roaming eggs that have rolled into my laundry and just roll back out into the middle of my floor from time to time.

I can’t believe there are still 3 left.

I WAS CLEANING UP A BIT IN MY ROOM AND AS I WAS EATING THE SECOND-TO-LAST EGG ON THIS DAY OF  12/15/2015 I FOUND A PAPER BAG THAT HAD A BOX OF 4 MORE CADBURY CREME EGGS IN IT, so now there are FIVE EGGS I STILL HAVE and am still eating despite the “best by July” date that has been brought to my attention, soooo…

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

I WAS JUST CLEANING MY STUPID CLOSET AND LIKE WOW, HAPPY NEW YEAR

I’m not sure that I believe you since I went to Target on New Years Day and saw these on the shelves…

THIS IS THE SADDEST SHIT IS THAT LIKE - 

I read that and got excited, like WHOA, SHIT, TARGET ALREADY HAS CADBURY EGGS, I SHOULD GET IN ON THAT

Because THAT ISN’T THE PROBLEM  THAT GOT ME INTO THIS MESS TO START WITH, RIGHT.

But for real, Sailor Scout’s honor, this was in pile of shirts I hadn’t hung up in ages because it was too cold to wear tank tops and it has to have been since around May, 2015.

But did you eat it?

…would you not?

regardless of what you do or do not celebrate this weekend please see this thread about the Creme Eggocalypse I put myself through back in 2015

In my original plan, this chapter was longer, but it was getting way too long, so I decided to split it in two. I think this is a good place to end! As always, I will take a break. Chapter 5 will begin May 15. (But come to my site next week for a little extra!) If you cannot bear the wait, head over to Patreon, where the word “break” doesn’t exist: the first page of Chapter 5 is already there waiting for you. In the coming weeks you’ll see my buffer grow in real time.

As always, thank you so much for reading and sharing your crazy and insightful thoughts in the comments, it’s what keeps me going. If you want to help me further, but you can’t afford to pay for a Patreon subscription or a copy of the book, don’t forget you can always bully convince your friends to read the comic. word of mouth does miracles!

See ya soon!

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hi everyone, I drew her posed this way as if ready to boop before I knew what would be happening today, but uhhhh

would you like to say hi to this goblin? 👉👈

I think the Friday Fred post is actually, finally broken. Like. More than usual.

Mission accomplished. If you want to break a tumblr post completely you can reblog and add 1-3 images every week and it will take less than 2 years but more than 1.

What kind of worms were you EXPECTING

a silly little low-energy comic that I made while I am letting my shoulder (and I guess, ribs???) recover.

apparently it was the Full Worm Moon...so...Worm King Posting!!!

ty for one of the best tags I have gotten in a while, lmao

What kind of worms were you EXPECTING

a silly little low-energy comic that I made while I am letting my shoulder (and I guess, ribs???) recover.

apparently it was the Full Worm Moon...so...Worm King Posting!!!

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

you've all forgotten your roots anyway here's bulma waking up surrounded by garbage and then immediately chugging a warm beer she picked up off the floor

I think it's worth noting that she's about 3 months shy of 29 years old in these images