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is tumblr aware that half the uk is suddenly Very Invested in the royal family because we think kate middleton is dead

-she had surgery a couple months ago

-vanished from public

-upon returning looked like someone else

-every picture of her since then appears to be some form of photoshop

-the mother's day photo she posted 100% is photoshopped confirmed by her

shes gotta be dead this shit is EXCELLENT they aren't even blaming megan for anything at the moment that's how dead she is

like VERY photoshopped. some people have said her face in this picture was taken from a magazine cover. there's so much happening i'm having a blast rn

This is the picture the released to try and prove that she's alive and not in coma and all that.

That could honestly be fucking anyone.

They really want us to believe the only pap shot they could get was of her right ear....

That's also a manip:

The bow can be seen perfectly.

The case for the Princess of Wales having early-stage cancer and receiving treatment in private:

  • They don’t want to ~distract~ from her father-in-law’s potentially deadly cancer diagnosis
  • She may be going through chemo, which means she looks pretty sick and may have lost her hair. Therefore, she isn’t being photographed.
  • If they surgically removed a tumor, that would require a long recovery time. If they did preventative surgery like a mastectomy, that’s an even longer recovery time.
  • If it was another “invisible” medical issue or a mental health treatment, you KNOW they’d get at least one picture of her IRL out there to stop all this press. But you can’t really hide the fact that you’re going through chemo…
  • She’s right at the age when women start to get breast and ovarian cancer

The case for the Princess of Wales being dead:

  • Her PR person/scheduler/equerry/whatever-that-lady-is has also been MIA (def in the pit with her)
  • One of the rooms in the Tower of London has been closed for “repairs” since Kate was last seen
  • Palace insiders say she hasn’t even been heard on the phone in weeks
  • Prince William was recently seen carrying a copy of the films Weekend at Bernie’s and Bernie (star. Jack Black)
  • Five out of the nine historic Princesses of Wales were either openly murdered or died under very mysterious circumstances. I’m just saying…

Hear me out-

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January 11th, 2024

Have Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland reunified yet?

No.

355 days remain.

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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

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