Pssst if you have ublock: https://github.com/laylavish/uBlockOrigin-HUGE-AI-Blocklist

thanks for the story Jeremy, I'm glad your solution to your marital issues was to buy another synthesizer

HOW DARE YOU EDIT YOUR ASS. THE SEROTONIN IT WOULD’VE GENERATED COULD HAVE POWERED ALL OF MILWAUKEE FOR MONTHS

what

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil

Guys, Elon released his stupid AI on Twitter and the first thing his idiot devotees did was ask it if trans women are really women and they are losing it over getting the correct answer back.

Now it’s recounting Elon’s lies for people too

This may be the only AI bot I’ve ever liked.

what kind of homeland security threat did the mythbusters accidentally discover????

cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight

edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot

I don’t need to go out and get “turned up” to have a fun time!

some notable catchphrases of 2013: