Return of the Last

Adam Driver arriving at the 76th Venice Film Festival

“What role the boy would play in the future was less clear. He called himself Kylo Ren, but as with so much else about him, that was more wish fulfillment than reality. He had never escaped being Ben Solo, or learned to resit the pull of the weak and pathetic light, or had the strength to excise the sentimental streak that had destroyed his legendary grandfather. And then there was his most glaring failure of all: his inability or unwillingness to use his power to redirect the course of his own destiny.”

↳ Snoke, The Last Jedi Novelization by Jason Fry

Hey kids, not to be a party pooping adult, but if you start noticing signs of having an addictive personality/tendencies at a young age, be really careful when experimenting with alcohol, marijuana, or nicotine (and other illegal drugs, which I would encourage you to avoid entirely; and medicinal drugs like opioids acquired after a surgery).

Like, if you can't tear yourself away from a video game, even to make it to an important event on time? Addictive tendencies.

If you keep spending your allowance money on those funny collectibles or new shoes even when you promise yourself you're going to save it? Addictive tendencies.

If you find yourself unable to resist and manage food cravings, or frequently overeating even when it makes you feel bad? Addictive tendencies.

Be aware of yourself, kids. Be cautious and don't be anybody's fool. I love you, be safe!

Did I just hear you use your real name?

BLACKKKLANSMAN 2018 | dir. Spike Lee

“Be cool. It’s the boss’s wife”

so how do i relationship

god...if we’ve been thinking all along that rey would save ben from the dark side and it turns out that it’s actually going to be ben who saves rey from the darkness

i feel like i made myself up

You did! You do! Every day! Every minute!

it’s weird how antis like forget that eleven saw billy’s memories, knows how bad he is, and still felt sympathy for him even when he was about to kill her and her empathy brought him back to himself.

AND THEN HE DIED SAVING HER.

eleven does not agree with your bullshit.

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

spiderham: that’s unfortunate, jukebox play What’s new Pussycat

sw moments that really juice my lemon: 33/?