hongjoong : I know you snuck out last night , mingi.
wooyoung : play dumb !
mingi : who's mingi ?
wooyoung : NOT THAT DUMB
wooyoung : *screams*
mingi : *screams louder to assert dominance*
yunho : should we do something ?
yeosang : no , I want to see who wins this.
mingi : so apparently the "bad vibes" I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
wooyoung : dear friends , your christmas gift this year is me. that’s right , another year of friendship. your membership has been renewed.
hongjoong : *banging on the door* san , open up !
san : well, it all started when I was a kid...
seonghwa : no , he meant-
jongho : let him finish.
seonghwa , watching the news : someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today
mingi , walking in covered with ink : well , maybe the squid was being a dick.
seonghwa : truth or dare ?
mingi : dare
seonghwa : I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
mingi : hey , yunho ?
yunho : *blushing* yeah ?
mingi : could you move ? I’m trying to get to yeosang
san : I love you guys , you're the best thing that's ever happened to me
hongjoong : we're the best thing that's ever happened to you ?
san : yes
jongho : I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you
hongjoong : what is your biggest weakness ?
yeosang : I can be uncooperative
hongjoong : okay , can you give me an example ?
yeosang : no.
yunho : hey man , me and wooyoung are gonna go jump off a bridge , you wanna come ?
jongho : *whispers to himself* oh my god , seonghwa prepared me for this
jongho : yes , I will.
wooyoung : here you go hyung , hot nice cup of coffee
hongjoong : it's cold
wooyoung : nice cup of coffee
hongjoong : it's horrible
wooyoung : cup of coffee
hongjoong : I'm not even sure it's coffee
wooyoung : cup.
99z gathered around an explosion :
yunho : well, on to plan b...
wooyoung : isn't this plan h ?
mingi : how many plans is there, is there a plan o ?
san : yeah but wooyoung dies in that
yeosang : I like the sound of plan o already
judge : how do you plead ?
wooyoung : *looks at hongjoong*
hongjoong : *mouthing* not guilty
wooyoung : hot milky
hongjoong : *bangs his head on the desk* ffs just lock him up
yunho : would you slap san for a million dollars ?
mingi : yeah but I'd give him half
yeosang : nobody asked but I'd roundhouse kick wooyoung for a dollar
yeosang : *lifeguarding*
wooyoung : *drowning*
yeosang : I'd save him but who am I to play god
ateez as homer simpson quotes
hongjoong : I have three kids and no money. why can't I have no kids and three money?
seonghwa : marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail
yunho : oh yeah, what are you gonna do? release the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
yeosang : what's the point of going out? we're just gonna wind back here anyway
san : stupidity got us into this mess and stupidity will get us out
mingi : it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen
wooyoung : don't eat me. I have wife and kids, eat them
jongho : I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me superman
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