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not-so-temporary hiatus

@consultingpurplepants / consultingpurplepants.tumblr.com

CPP, she/her, bi I am a Johnlock-shipping 21-year-old Canadian medical student who writes. Weirdly enough, my magnum opus is a Night at the Museum AU... Please check out Let Me Be Your Fortress on AO3! My NYC Mom is @theconsultingredhead, she has fic recs! WARNING: This blog is absolutely NSFW, so if you're over 18 and it's your cup of tea, keep a lookout for Smut Sundays...
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There’s a snowstorm outside so I’m just going to drop this off and then pretend I was never here

Being seventy years old is not as pleasant as everyone made it out to be.

Lestrade had told him he would appreciate the quiet of retirement; Sherlock doesn’t think he had the slightest clue what this boredom would do to someone with a brain like his.

Mrs. Hudson had told him he would have time to rest his now-exhausted body; Sherlock fumes as he thinks of all of the things she had neglected to mention, like how hard it is to rest when non-stop use has led to osteoarthritis and sitting down comfortably has become an impossibility.

Molly had told him that he would finally have time for a hobby; while he has found one, of sorts, he does not like the anxiety he feels when he looks out of the window at the four wooden boxes in the yard, a snowstorm currently thickening the snowy blanket under which his beloved bees are sleeping.

His parents had presumed that he would enjoy Sussex, in their own way, by leaving him a house there; he rages at how little they understood his hatred of quiet, lovely places and at how much they understood John’s love for them.

Sherlock continues to watch his silent hives, heaving a sigh he can feel in his very bones.

The crash of the blizzard coming in through the front door snatches him from his reverie, and he wrinkles his nose at how poor his reflexes have become. He turns to face the little old man who has tumbled through the door with the snow.

Sherlock, you arse, if you ever run out of formaldehyde in a snowstorm again I swear to God -

A large, snowy bottle is unceremoniously deposited onto a carefully-picked out antique table and finally, finally, two blazing blue eyes turn to face him with enough heat in them to melt the whole storm away.

What?

Sherlock takes John in his arms, snow and all, and revels at how such a small person can, alone, provide enough warmth to fill a two-story cottage in Sussex.

Nothing.

Okay. But I’m not joking. No more formaldehyde runs. My bones are too old; the most I’ll consent to is a formaldehyde walk on a sunny day.

Shhhh, John.

Sherlock turns him gently, strategically, so that John can’t see that for the experiment on the kitchen table, it’s in fact far too late for formaldehyde.

He holds him close, letting a contented smile creep over his lips.

In the end, he thinks, it was Harry who was right. It was Harry who had jokingly (and somewhat, Sherlock still thinks, inappropriately) suggested that growing old would give them time to really get to know each other.

And at this very moment, Sherlock is quite sure, old age has never brought him anything more precious than more time with John. 

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Anonymous asked:

fuckk i wish you were still here. i'm so upset about tfp, the whole season tbh and i liked having you around to shout passionately at stuff i_i j'espère que tu vas bien,,

Je vais bien, merci!!

But yes I am also upset, the season was…. interesting, to say the least. I’m glad I have a bunch of Good Eggs to shout about it with, though, even if @johnandsherlock has escaped to South East Asia haha

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Never coming back lmao

okay but for real we have to hang out again at some point in the next twenty years girl

also your new url is still fucking with me, i keep trying to tag your old one lmao

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Anonymous asked:

the weather's been pretty shity lately and i miss the times when you'd write a drabble about it ^_^

We actually had a snowstorm today and I realized I really miss writing my silly weather ficlets

Hopefully we have another one soon, and at a more opportune time, friend

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Anonymous asked:

fuckk i wish you were still here. i'm so upset about tfp, the whole season tbh and i liked having you around to shout passionately at stuff i_i j'espère que tu vas bien,,

Je vais bien, merci!!

But yes I am also upset, the season was.... interesting, to say the least. I’m glad I have a bunch of Good Eggs to shout about it with, though, even if @johnandsherlock has escaped to South East Asia haha

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Anonymous asked:

idk if it's exam time for you, but it is for me, so may the force be with you

We actually don’t have exams anymore!! *throws hat* *cheers*

At least not until the licensing exam at the end of the next year so a;sdlkfja;slkdjf

But thank you, I hope the force is with you too for your next exam period

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Anonymous asked:

you're probably not going to see this until a long time, but whatever i have a random story to tell you :p I began cegep this year and in my économie class, we do a thing called 'Courbe des Possibilités de Production' and it's always abbreviated to CPP xD Makes me think about you every time :p

ahahaa that is amazing, thank you

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Anonymous asked:

Hi! Just wondering, will you be starting a new long term fic anytime soon like those nights we sought all the words? I love your work and I'd love to see more soon:)

Hey there friend :)

I’m sorry, but I’m on a hiatus (of sorts) right now due to med school being Wild

I don’t think I’ll be able to write in the near future, but we never know what the future holds

Thank you so much for your support

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johnwatso

@johnwatso​‘s top fics of 2016

these are the best fics i read in all of 2016 (not necessarily written this year):

👌I Should’ve Said Yes by spacegeography (n/a) Texts from John’s stag night.

👌The Ground Beneath Your Feet by Chryse (E) Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure.

👌A Great Light by achycarnations (T) Of course, they don’t get around to falling in love until the world is ending.

👌What He’s Like by magikspell (E) “I’m so in love with you,” John says, a statement of fact. “I will never not be in love with you.” Realistic first time. They love each other so much.

👌State of Flux by Atiki (E) John’s marriage is over and he is finally back home (i.e. at Baker Street, where he belongs). Sherlock is awfully insecure and John is awfully hesitant, and they’re both awkward idiots, of course, but they figure it out. Many First Times happen.

👌a good old-fashioned happy ending by darcylindbergh (E) And Sherlock stands there, in the middle of a Christmas market as John hums along to Silent Night, John’s hand warm in his with fingertips a little gritty from the cinnamon-sugar doused churros they’d shared, and thinks, oh, that’s–that’s an idea, isn’t it? For Christmas this year, Sherlock wants to get John something special: something every fairytale deserves.

👌Living Sculptures by kinklock (E) The reality of cocaine toxicity gives rise to more fantasy. (Continuing from the last scene in TAB, Sherlock slips in and out of his alternate universe.)

👌settling of the dust by thosewhowant (E) The plastic bag of white powder is an event horizon. Every night he dances around it to the tune of the waltz he wrote for John, and some night Sherlock will tire of dancing and slam the giant Self Destruct button that beckons like an ember in the night.But for tonight he sets the Persian slipper down on the mantel reverently and pours himself another coffee, middle of the night be damned. He stands at the window and imagines that through the smog he can see Venus, Cygnus, Andromeda. That maybe, just maybe, John is doing the same.The idea that John may be in the Southern Hemisphere, looking at a different sky, hurts so much that he thinks it may kill him. After the inevitable confrontation with Moriarty, John leaves.

👌Offensive by ConsultingPurplePants (E) John’s hands are currently pressed against his shoulder blades, under his shirt. His left hand is splayed across the remaining hard lines of three whip scars, while his right rests atop a smattering of rounded, raised, cigarette burns.Seconds tick by as he realizes he has no idea what to say. Moriarty is back.

👌Lunar Landscapes by J_Baillier (M) An accident forces John to face the fact that Sherlock’s downward spiral had started long before his flight to exile even left the tarmac.

👌You Should Have Changed Course Long Ago by msdisdain (E) John realizes too late what has been in his heart all along, and flees London. But can he ever truly leave Sherlock behind?

👌A Brand of Gold by aquabelacqua (M) What am I doing? he wondered. The answer came back at once: Flirting. He sank deeper into the pillows, let the mist and blur of the wine settle around him, let it shore up his nerves and dim the warning signals that flashed dully in the back of his mind. He let the rest of the disappointment about Lucy and his strange accommodations and about the weekend as a whole fade into obscurity. He let the vital, missing piece snap into place as surely and as cleanly as if it had always been there. He was flirting with Sherlock Holmes.

THANK YOU <3 <3 <3

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hi i said i’d be back to scream but @johnandsherlock is at dinner and is not answering my questionssss

WHOSE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

ARE THEIR PARENTS GOING TO DIE?? BECAUSE THAT LOOKS LIKE THEIR COTTAGE BURNING AND THEY WERE THE CUTEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD I DON’T WANT THEM TO DIE

hi someone answer me please thank you i love you all <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

p.s. ALSO HE SAID I LOVE YOU!?

@green-violin-bow look see i screamed how dare you be asleep right now

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