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HEY NOOKSNIFFERS. IT IS OBVIOUSLY KARKAT VANTAS. THE MOD WILL ADD THE OTHERS WHEN THEY FEEL COMFORTABLE. THEY'RE SICK. IF THEY ARE SLOW TO UPDATE, DEAL WITH IT.
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OK, SO...

SOME OF THE OTHERS, MAINLY LALONDE, AND EGBERT HAVE BEEN PUSHING TO POST SOMETHING ON THIS ABOUT IT BEING MY "BIRTHDAY" OR WHATEVER? EH, I DON'T REALLY GET IT, BUT I'M ALSO BORED AS FUCK RIGHT NOW, AND DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE STARTING SOMETHING WITH STRIDER, SO FUCKING SEND ME AN ASK OR SOME SHIT.

*karkat leaves the room for a minute without posting his message, kankri walks by, and sees the box open*

What did Karkat say this was? Ah yes, his 6l9g, well, aside from his incessant cursing. I supp9se that he c9uld have w9rse meth9ds 9f c9ping with the stress the game caused. Oh, that's right, it's his hatch day. I will have t9 wish him a happy hatch day later. I may as well tag his triggers now...

Triggerwarning: cursing

#ask me anything#karkat vantas#homestuck#please#kankri vantas#karkats birthday#6/12
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Anonymous asked:

Does Vantas play video games? Or wish they could? What ones?

WELL, TO BE PRETTY FUCKING HONEST, AFTER ALL THE SHIT WITH SURE AND SGRUB, A LOT OF US ARE... WARY OF VIDEO GAMES. AT LEAST THE ONES ONLY AVAILABLE ON A COMPUTER. STRIDER AND EGBERT DID SHOW US SOME GAMES TO PLAY. I, DON'T REALLY HAVE A FAVORITE, I GUESS? I'LL USUALLY TRY SOMETHING AT LEAST FUCKING ONCE. I KNOW THAT FUCKING SOLLUX LIKES CRAPPY ADVENTURE GAMES AND SHIT. I THINK THAT NEPETA LIKE, I THINK SHE SAID DDR?? WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS.

*knock heard in background*

Karkat, what on 6ef9rus are you d9ing in here! Using such language t99. H9nestly, y9u really sh9uldn't p9st such things in a public f9rum without any trigger warnings. What if s9me9ne read this 6l9g, and as a result 9f y9ur language happened to have a flash6ack 9r a panic attack?

*Karkat sighs, and mutters some curses under his breath and turns around*

WELL KANKRI, FOR YOUR FUCKING INFORMATION, I'M TRYING TO RUN A FUCKING BLOG OR SOME SHIT. KANAYA SAID THAT LALONDE SUGGESTED IT, AND THAT IT WORKED FOR HER. I TAKE FUCKING VOICE RECORDINGS, AND POST THEM. SOMETIMES I'LL MENTION THE OTHER FUCKASSES I PLAYED WITH.

*Karkat turns back to the mic*

WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD SAY THAT THIS FUCKER IS MY ANCESTOR, KANKRI. I WASN'T FUCKING EXPECTING TO INTRODUCE ANYONE ON THIS SHIT SHOW, BUT HERE WE ARE.

N9w Karkat, y9u really sh9uldn't curse so much. What if a y9ung child f9und this. Als9, have y9u made sure that the pe9ple y9ur'e menti9ning are 9kay with y9u d9ing it? H9nestly!

*karkat sighs again*

HONESTLY, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM!

Well n9w, if y9u are d9ne with this recording, y9u really sh9uld use a trigger warning to ensure that 9thers kn9w what might upset them. #triggerwarning:cursing Hey, n9w, what are y9-

*karkat pushes kankri out of his room and slams the door*
NOW THAT THAT FUCK ASS IS GONE, I HOPE THAT THIS ANSWERED YOUR FUCKING QUESTION.
#ask me anything#karkat vantas#kankri vantas#games
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URRGH!!!

PLEASE, I'M SO FUCKING BORED, JUST FUCKING ASK ME SOMETHING!!

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I'M BORED

HEY, I'M REALLY FUCKING BORED, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOG, FUCKING ASK ME SOMETHING.

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Anonymous asked:

Pets. Does Vantas have pets (beside grubs)?

WELL, I DON’T HAVE ANY PETS. I WOULD LIVE TO GET A CAT, BUT I ALSO DON’T KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ONE. I DON’T THINK ANY OF US HAVE PETS. I MEAN, WE’RE STILL ADJUSTING TO THE POST-GAME STUFF, BUT I THINK THAT IF WE, AS A FAMILY, GOT A PET, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE A CRAB, OR A FAMILY OF THEM. BESIDES, GRUBS AREN'T REALLY PETS, THEY'RE OUR CHILDREN, AND THOSE, AREN'T REALLY PETS. SO, DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, ANON?

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UGHHH

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, ASK ME SOMETHING

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HELLO NOOKSNIFFERS

I AM OFFICIALLY BACK FROM BEING GRUBNAPPED, SO YOU MAY ALL START FUCKING ASKING ME THINGS AGAIN, OKAY

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Anonymous asked:

What all have y9u 6een up to Karkat? As l9ng as it d9esnt ann9y y9u t9 answer anyway.

NOT MUCH, CAPTOR, AMPORA, AND GAMZEE ALL DECIDED THAT WE WOULD GO TO THE BEACH FOR A WHILE. EXCEPT I HAD NO FUCKING CHOICE, THEY JUST CAME UP TO ME, AND SAID, "HEY, KARKAT, WE'RE GOING TO THE BEAVH, AND YOU'RE COMING WITH US." SO NOW I'M STUCK HERE UNTIL I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.UUUUGGGHHHHHH

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UGH, CMON GUYS, I'M BORED, ASK ME SOMETHING, FOR GOGS SAKE!

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Anonymous asked:

So, Karkat, what's your favorite foods ... The healthy (or mostly healthy) kind, and the totally bad for you but can't live withut it kind?

OK, WELL, I PERSONALLY LIKE ANY TYPE OF MEAT, FRIED OR RAW. I ALSO LIKE CHERRIES AND STRAWBERRIES. I DON’T REALLY LIKE ANY “VEGETABLES”. I KNOW THAT GAMZEE STILL EATS SOPOR PIE, AMD DRINKS FAYGO, BUT HE EATS GRAPES NOW TO. I LIKE TO DRINK SODA, LIKE LEMON/LIME SODA, WITH SOME STRAWBERRY OR CHERRY SAUCE IN IT. I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY LEMONADE. I KNOW THAT FEFERI, AND ERIDAN BOTH EAT FISH, AND DRINK LIKE “ SPARKLING WATER” WHATEVER THAT IS. I ALSO KNOW THAT CAPTOR WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING WITH HONEY ON OR IN IT.

APPARENTLY, MY COMMUNICRAB DECIDED TO FAIL ON ME, SO I FUCKING FIXED IT ON MY HUSKTOP.

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