Sweatifer Judas Woe

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

I need those without timestamps on to know that these two comments were made eleven days apart

very fun data so far, I WILL be making pie charts when this poll is done

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

Watched @chickenparm play FFxiv and much as I like the game (as a viewer) I can’t get over how the main character won’t emote. So I made my own version. (Also any excuse to draw Aven is a good excuse 😝)

and you don’t even get to nut :/

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

I always thought the name wormtongue was derogatory but I clearly misunderstood their dynamic

i know i made the original post but come on man

like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not

ok sick my cats got a shotgun thisll take care of it

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

Hi, Mass Effect Legendary Edition is on sale for SIX DOLLARS.

That's all three games, almost all the DLCs (rip, Pinnacle Station) including weapon and armor packs, for six goddamn dollars.

i cant believe you guys. NOT EVEN ONCE

This is a major public health victory and the result of years of work. I know the in thing on tumblr is to kid around about people being uncool for not having sex or going to the club or whatever but those things don't give you lung cancer or a myriad of other health problems. Cigarettes are bad and the only reason you think they're cool is big tobacco poured astonishing amounts of money into marketing.

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me...

Today's Seal Is: Caterpillar