Cale, to any villain: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

Not Another Archon War!

Summary: It seems the Archons of Teyvat have been getting selfish with how less of a time they’d been spending with you. They’ve decided that enough is enough and must have you all for themselves.

No matter how far they have to go to get it.

cw: yandere themes, obsessive characters, dom!reader, sub!venti, sub!zhongli, sub!ei, gender neutral!reader, other tags will be added! (no non-con)

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The Anemo Archon presented himself in a form you haven’t seen before. Pure and white wings on his back, with a rather revealing outfit than his usual.

“You don’t want the another city to fall into ruins, do you?”

The Geo Archon’s mood had been sour ever since you saw him. He put his arms around your waist, not letting you go and blocking the entrance with one of his structures.

“I…How do I say this? Must you really spend time with that drunkard and that girl more than me?”

The Electro Archon entrapped you in her Plane of Euthymia without warning and no matter how many times you asked her to let you go, she wouldn’t listen.

“A-Aren’t I enough? You won’t need the outside world. I swear it.”

The God of Freedom

The God of Contracts

The Goddess of Eternity

—Chapters are to be released this August—

One wall, two guys and three fingers in

-I did it, Dottore and Pierro in a day~ Pantalone is next, don't worry, I will provide food.

Honestly, the Harbingers drive me crazy, I'll do anything to fuck one of them.-

Part.1 - Part.3 (c - s)

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ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤: ℙ𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠 𝕩 𝔻𝕠𝕞! 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣

𝕀𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝕟𝕤𝕗𝕨

𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: 𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕗 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕖𝕩𝕙𝕚𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕞, 𝕒𝕝𝕞𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥, 𝕤𝕚𝕫𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕜, 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕓𝕦𝕝𝕘𝕖, 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕡𝕚𝕖, 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣

-𝟛𝕜 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕤-

-not proofread-

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ANOTHER ONE??? DAMN YOU FR FEEDING ME TODAY WITH THESE FICS😍😍

The Doctor's Assistant

Part.2 (coming soon)

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ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤: 𝔻𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕩 𝔻𝕠𝕞! 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣

𝕀𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝕟𝕤𝕗𝕨

𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥, 𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕓𝕤𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕣, 𝕛𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕪, 𝕤𝕚𝕫𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕜, 𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕖 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘

-𝟜𝕜𝟝 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕤-

-𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕-

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Tiny regressor

One thing' that i really hate in some fanfics of joongdok, is when Kim Dokja is a shy boy that can't order a single cup of coffee without stutter, like ???? WTF???!!?

My boy is a chaotic ball of insults and bastard attitudes, you calling him 'shy' or 'submissive' is clearly an insult to everyone who has read the +500 chapters of the novel.

So please, respect my sassy bitch who can't take nobody's shit attitude.

NO CAUSE FR

MAN AIN'T NO SHY BOI, HE FR JUST SET THE CAFE ON FIRE AT THIS POINT OF HE PISS OFF

i've finally found you [Joongdok].

A Joongdok fanfiction based on a post-winning battle with Final Dragon, Chapter 409 (I think so). However, Kim Dokja really died this time.

<damn i should write about orv more>

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Yoo Joonghyuk breathed a sigh of relief. He made it. The Regressor had found a way to meet death.

Can I finally rest? There will be no repeating scenarios, watching one by one his comrades die as time goes by, and enduring all sorrow endless times.

Yoo Joonghyuk was really glad. He thought death was an impossibility. More than eighteen hundred rounds of life he had encountered, becoming new realities to live with, causing endless despair at every failure. Not even Joonghyuk succeeded in realizing his wish.

In fact, that hope is not only expected by Yoo Joonghyuk alone.

He yearns in saving Kim Dokja, an anomaly that appears in his third recurring life. That bastard is too pretentious. Sacrificing himself in completing the scenario one last time in order to keep his comrades alive.

Stupid bastard, he thought. Looks like I caught it too. In fact, he also makes the decision that Dokja fears the most during the third round, which is to restart life. Yoo Joonghyuk couldn't accept it. After all the hardships they have been through together, why was Kim Dokja so reckless to sacrifice himself? Of course, they survived…

…physically, not emotionally. Yoo Joonghyuk understood this very well.

He did not know the condition of his friends. After Kim Dokja was completely killed, Yoo Joonghyuk instantly activated the regressor attribute, causing him to be stranded in the fourth round. However, the situation and conditions were different from the start.

Signs of Kim Dokja's life have never been found anymore whenever in the fourth, fifth, sixth… even up to the thousandth round. Even Yoo Joonghyuk honestly knew, that in the next rounds, Kim Dokja would never exist. It's just that a piece of hope in the heart doesn't want to admit it. He had pushed Yoo Joonghyuk into an endless vicious loop, struggling in a similar world apocalypse story, as well as looking for the whereabouts of a former companion until a brilliant idea came to him.

Yoo Joonghyuk was fed up.

He decided to find a way to bring Kim Dokja back from the dead.

Defrauding the law of death by making an agreement with the Underworld Gods—Hades, Pluto, Anubis, Freya… Yoo Joonghyuk didn't care who it is anymore. The regressor has come to search for Kim Dokja's soul, perhaps left trapped in one of the domains of the God of the Underworld and yet to find the best way to escape. One god after mythology-grade gods is found, annihilating them whenever he did not obtain the desired answer, deafening the ears from the words of truth that are spoken with trepidation.

[Yoo Joonghyuk's incarnation… even I, the God of Death, can't find him in the ocean of the deceased.]

Hades, followed by Demeter was looking at him with an unreadable expression. Kim Dokja was no longer a successor to the Underworld. They didn't even know that bastard—Joonghyuk alone understood because Kim Dokja never existed. Not giving up, the regressor returns to the God of the Underworld from diverse world mythologies, constantly questioning the existence of his companion, even though it ends in nothing.

Therefore, Yoo Joonghyuk once again made one crucial decision.

He decided to die.

No matter how outlandish it is, Yoo Joonghyuk kept trying. The regressor visited the highest tier constellations countless times, telling them to terminate him as quickly as possible.

[Even when asking for death, you are still arrogant.]

"Just kill me," he said coldly and sharply. "As painful as possible, if you can."

[The audacity of this human…]

As soon as Joonghyuk blinked, he was already on the next round.

Damnit. His regression attribute was indeed a curse. In fact, Yoo Joonghyuk only wished a thing—seeing his beloved bastard once again. His journey is simply meaningless without the presence of Kim Dokja.

Is it that impossible to achieve…?

Nevertheless, it is already over. Perhaps that bastard will appear again in front of him from now on. Yoo Joonghyuk constantly wondered whether he would enter the Underworld, Heaven, or Hell…

…but then, he wasn't in any of those places. Yoo Joonghyuk found himself inside a cubicle with white walls on four sides. His dark net widened his eyes, searching for clues that might give the regressor some insight into his current location. His eyes glanced to the corner of the room; there was a small set of tables and chairs, and… a boy who is hiding under the table.

Yoo Joonghyuk was never good at talking to children.

"…hey." The child doesn't seem conscious. Yoo Joonghyuk walked over. He then crouched down, trying to see the little boy from the small space under the table. The former regressor spoke again. "…hello.

Joonghyuk felt a little bit relieved. He had to ask something.

"What place is this?" he asked bluntly. "Can… can you tell me—please?"

Did he pronounce it correctly? Yoo Joonghyuk hoped he didn't look frightening to him. Kim Dokja always said that his forehead was furrowed all the time, making him look unfriendly. Meanwhile, the master seemed very liked by the children. Shin Yoosung and Lee Gilyoung…they are very attached to Kim Dokja, even quarrelling over a place when sleeping together.

Honestly, Yoo Joonghyuk felt a little envious.

"Who are you?"

As soon as the boy put his long bangs behind his ear, Yoo Joonghyuk balled. He looked back at the familiar face he had been lingering for so long.

"…Kim Dokja."

"How do you know my name?" he asked innocently. "How did you get here? I didn't see you come in through the door."

There's no door here. At least, Yoo Joonghyuk couldn't find it. Suddenly, he was already here, with a small version of Kim Dokja. He was like an apparition with an unfinished business, leading him to little Kim Dokja.

Is he the reincarnation of Kim Dokja?

"I also do not know." After that, they were silent for a while.

Yoo Joonghyuk glanced at the child. The little Kim Dokja is frail, just like the Kim Dokja he met before, but almost always manages to save everyone without exception. Kim Dokja has a thin body, a slim waist, and an annoying expression that never subsides.

One more. These two Kim Dokjas also always had wounds all over their bodies—

—wait a second. Wound?

"Why is your body covered in bruises?" Yoo Joonghyuk asked furiously. Even when Kim Dokja was injured back then, he always gritted his teeth in annoyance. His bitterness then is used to overthrow every perpetrator who manages to slash and cram scratches on his companion's body. Well, Kim Dokja couldn't possibly be aware of what he did. That bastard is dense as hell. Perhaps he just thought he was more likely a thirsty killing machine. "Who did this to you?"

Little Kim Dokja hesitated to answer. Yoo Joonghyuk slowly folded the boy's long sleeves up, and then watched him with discomfort. Who could be so heartless to such a small child?

He suddenly remembered his intention to kill Shin Sooyoung in the third round.

Kim Dokja really changes him.

"It's okay," little Kim Dokja finally spoke. "I'm just a little naughty. So… please don't cry."

Cry? Yoo Joonghyuk was stunned. Is it even possible…

"Your eyes are teary," the child said again. He then spread his arms, moving to hug Yoo Joonghyuk's big body. The master froze. "Everything is alright…"

Either he was crying because he saw the bruises all over the child's body, or he was the one who had found Kim Dokja after countless attempts.

He's really grateful. His arms also moved around the little Kim Dokja, giving him the warmth he had longed for years.

Yoo Joonghyuk couldn't help but smile.

I've finally found you again, Kim Dokja.

Igris must be darn happy his name is good—

Jinwoo with his sucky naming skills. Iron, Tusk, Tank 🤣🤣

🔫 bitch i don’t miss and i aim for the chest 🔫

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