The End of the F***ing World sentence starters
- “i actually masturbated once a week for medical purposes.”
- “maybe i’m gay. maybe he’s asexual.”
- “have you ever eaten a pussy before?”
- “yeah, two.”
- “i want you to eat mine.”
- “i am going to be so fucked off if we get murdered”
- “sometimes i just let things happen. i don’t know why.”
- “i sometimes wonder if i should just become an alcoholic.”
- “i get embarrassed talking. well, after talking when i realize i said something stupid.”
- “i think he is properly beautiful.”
- “fuck off.”
- “guess i’m a twat.”
- “she/he made me feel things. i didn’t like it at all.”
- “are you a virgin?”
- “yes.”
- “me too.”
- “no shit.”
- “i think the fucked up bit was murdering him.”
- “fuck. fuck.”
- “this is bad. this is really fucking bad.”
- “when you have silence it’s hard to keep stuff out. it’s all there and you can’t get rid of it.”
- “ah shit.”
- “i don’t regret it. i just wish it had never happened.”
- “i don’t want to hold your hand.”
- “fuckin’ idiot.”
- “i’m sorry i left you.”
- “i’m sorry i killed him.”
- “i won’t leave you again.”
- “okay.”
- “sometimes you realize you had a thing keeping you going that might be a lie. when you actually really understand that, that the whole thing might have been a lie the whole time it’s like you swallowed a stone.”
- “i’m really scared.”
- “i think your dad’s a drug dealer.”
- “cool.”
- “we live in properly fucked up times.”
- “to be mad in a deranged world is not madness. it’s sanity.”
- “sometimes it was important to lie.”
- “are you crying?”
- “no.”
- “really kind. really sad. she just always found everything a bit much i think.”
- “people can’t be answers. they’re just more questions.”
- “you don’t care about me. you don’t give the tiniest, tiniest shit.”
- “everyone has a reason for how they behave.”
- “shut up. shut the fuck up. stop quoting yourself.”
- “i think i understand what people mean to each other.”
WEDNESDAY @ 10:30P.M ———
sadboy2001 says: cmon whats the best way 2 marinate it sadboy2001 says: should i add any spices?????
FRIDAY @ 09:56P.M. ——— sadboy2001 says: OK IM GNA DO IT!!!!! STAY TUNED sadboy2001 says: …do u think theyll find me hot if i use my ghostface mask ;)
SATURDAY @ 07:08P.M. ——— sadboy2001 just updated his status to: jfc ghostface’s fuckin hot
TUESDAY @ 12:12A.M. ———
sadboy2001 says: jesus fuckin christ STOP BEING SUCH A CUNT
I don’t get it ! I absolutely don’t get it !
Alright so I was gonna wait till I hit my next milestone but I don’t think that’s gonna happen anytime soon SO now or never amrite
( this is in like no particular order pls don’t give me shit )
some1 pls teach me how to blend eyeshadow properly
hello here is a psa on why you shouldn’t write real life serial killers :
- obviously they did fucked up shit, we know this, but in case that isn’t enough - remind yourselves that their victims were real people, because they were, and so are the families / everyone else left behind.
- there is nothing cute, quirky, or relatable about people like te/d bun/dy or jeff/rey dah/mer. they were also rapists who, you know, killed REAL PEOPLE with REAL FAMILIES and REAL LIVES.
- in case we need to get even more personal, imagine someone you loved was killed. now imagine that someone else made a blog for the person who killed your loved one. that’s fucked up, isn’t it ? exactly.
this also applies toschool sho/otersbut that’s an entirely different post.- stop being nasty.
guess who was left on read by her fc yes that’s right this bitch
why are personals liking and reblogging my promo wtf
* i. FOR HALF OF MY CHILDHOOD I WAS LOCKED IN A FREEZER , —— SO BEING HELPFUL IS KIND OF A NEW THING FOR ME . independent / semi - selective isaac lahey , as told by hoult.