Happy Nuts

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

Oh my god? Lmao

Like this is tragic u really can’t make white people jokes about this in the notes

Yikes, I went to her page. She’s 24, she met the ex about a year ago. He isn’t biologically her father but he was dating her mom when she was put up for adoption. Her biological father wasn’t around so her ex lied and signed as her father so that the adoption could proceed. Her ex didn’t raise her or know her as a child, they met when she was an adult & apparently got into a serious relationship. Neither of her biological parents raised her. The dudes probably still way older than her, and this is her current boyfriend

So yea… these dudes are creeps to the max. She is very adamant about there being nothing wrong with any of this though, and to her anyone who has something to say is “hating”

To people saying that the situation should be reported, the only illegal thing that happened was her adoption since her ex lied on her papers.

Idk why she’d make videos about any of this

Oh my god

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This was so dangerous wtf

I’m the screaming at the last second

cuz im strong

Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

“i can leave the door open while i’m cleaning my bathroom,” i reasoned to myself. “surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn’t dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox”

i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans

don’t talk about him like that……:(

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

That final scream

WHEN IS HER ALBUM DROPPING THO