[engages my emotional repression thrusters]

you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck

you're all unbelievably horny or hungry and i will not be asking which

then maybe all the people ive had to kill will forgive me

or maybe not

If the demiurge is so evil why did he make a world where a little animal can fall asleep in your lap

So he can take from you.

Well that's okay. I got to have a little animal in my lap.

dungeon meshi text posts 6/?

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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,

As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

Quoth the walrus, "Are you sure?"

had to draw it

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

a "pretty boy" has been found sniffling and whimpering in the wilderness

it hurts the lord when you listen to lustful, violent music. so crank that shit UP

together we can kill that old fuck

to bite. Fondly.

love is stored in the throat offered willingly AND in the teeth sinking in. Or something

I think if a fairy showed up at my house like yeah they are not real but there is narrative precedent for that. a fairy, if it existed, would show up at a house. i just need to suspend one disbelief everything else tracks. it's a big surprise, but a singular one. i would know how to get with the programm pretty quick.

if a walrus knocked at my door there would be many more fucking questions than one. a walrus showing up at my house? knowing that knocking is the required social etiquette? having reasons to knock on my door and somehow the ability to do that despite having no arms? said walrus coming to me of all people?? a walrus being real is the least of my concerns at that point why the fuck does it need my help what kind of problem can I solve that a socially aware and apparently findextrous walrus fucking can't

editing is so fun. I'm learning what the story I wrote is about

sometimes after you learn what your story is about, you resolve to write a thematically appropriate sequel. this, unfortunately, means you have another section to edit, and now your story means two things. maybe more. imagine.

Dreaming of Good Times

A wonderful Pokemon chinese animated short film directed by DaiWei (All Saints Street) and produced by MTJJ / HMCH studio (Legend of Hei) for Chinese New Year.

Youtube link

🌿 some art i did for bastion's anniversary this year!! thanks for changing my life forever 🥺

*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

this is my only contribution to society today

literally paused the ep just so I could clip this part hELP ME