it's about the 80s movie musical xanadu

We need to bring back children’s programming that focuses on reading. I’m so serious

WE NEED THEM BACK ‼️‼️‼️

So what we're NOT gonna do when James Somerton inevitably starts releasing new videos is hatewatch them, okay? Because a view is still a view whether or not it was watched with rage and disdain in your heart, you KNOW they'll be monetized, and at this point I'm sure he's doing this precisely TO bait in hatewatchers

Don't fund his comeback arc. Let him fade into obscurity like he deserves

So I made this unrebloggable for a long time but as it turns out, fuckin APPARENTLY at the same time he was letting the internet think he had harmed or killed himself, he was yukking it up on an alt posting nudes and talking about TV shows. So yeah reminder that his online career is over and we're going to make sure of that, right?

they weren't even his nudes!

and words are futile devices

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

ah the gender euphoria of dying gruesomely at sea

The L in LGBT is short for Lady who... erm, how shall I put this... prefers the company of women

The B in LGBT is short for "bonus 10% damage against everyone"

the T stands for "That's against community guidelines"

I did training on how to deal with classified information back in 2007 and this joke was in the official federal government training course.

These are all the secrets that gays trust me with.

when i am faced with a decision to do something i ask myself the following questions

if the answer to at least one of those questions is Yes, i do it

SORRY, HE DIDN'T POST HIS OWN HOLE? HE PLAGIARISED DICK, BALLS AND HOLE????

i know its tempting to be like "haha he even plagiarized his hole pics!" but its important to point out that uploading someone else's naked imagery, even if that person is a sex worker with an online presence, is sexual exploitation and a violation of consent and is illegal in canada and depending on the statute of limitations the people in those photos may be able to press charges. images stolen from online sex workers is a huge issue that not only violates their work from an intellectual property and labor rights perspective but also from a bodily autonomy and consent perspective as well. this isnt funny that james did this its actually just disgusting.

an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me

my brother sent me this photo of his cat and i’m gonna lose my mind. he looks like a kingdom hearts character 

i swear to god. every time he sends me a text about this fucking cat, i feel like i’m gonna die

Lmao my roommate just sent me this from the hotel he's staying at

Why is Chilchuk there? Why is he just standing by the pallets?

union mandated hour break