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Galatea

@sabinavampirequeen77

daughter, wife, and mother to a beautiful baby girl ❤❤❤
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Hooray my tumblr got unlocked i finally convinced them I don’t have adult content and can now have a profile picture whoope!

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slutfornat
Anonymous asked:

avengers head-canon where the (teen)reader has a personality like Cat Valentine from Victorious????

  • Bruce and Nat always try to act like your parents.
  • Bucky calling you doll 24/7.
  • You and peter definitely get along a lot because of your personalities.
  • Sam nonstop teasing you but actually because super protective.
  • Letting bucky play with your pet and him having most likely gotten it for you as a birthday present.
  • Wanda reading your mind occasionally to figure if you have a crush on any one.
  • Steve definitely acting like an old man.
  • Having the same humour as shuri and peter.
  • Them letting you choose takeaway as you are kind of the baby of the group.
  • Tony not wanting you on missions in case you get hurt.
  • All the avenger being super protective of you as you're like there child.
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this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”

He’s not

With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.

Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.

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candiikismet

That bird was livid!

that bird sound like a white frat boy who found out his momma cut off his xbox live subscription

this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all 2017

atasteoflee

I am dying , sis is pissedt!

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trillsmyth

Best video ever 🤣🤣🤣

😂

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winterfluffs

Santa Isn’t Real.....Right?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes X Reader

Summary: Someone has told your daughter that Santa isn’t real. Your husband is not too pleased. 

Warnings: Mostly fluff. A couple of swear words. Tiiiiiiiniest bit of implied smut.

Word count: 2.4k

Author’s notes: Thank you all so much to the people who have liked or reblogged the first story that was posted (I have now figured out how to make a cut!). It really means a lot!  This drabble, one-shot - whatever you’d like to call it was so much fun to write; just in time for Christmas! I hope you all like it as well. Also, it is a LONG one. 

Merry Christmas, everyone! Happy Holidays!

(* “Honey, go to bed.”)

“Who told my kid that Santa isn’t real?!” A voice boomed through the halls, heavy footsteps quickly stomping through the quiet compound. 

“Shit. Hide.” Clint Barton’s eyes widened as he looked around at the people spread out in the living room. The heavy footsteps came quicker causing everyone in the room to run back to their rooms fear of what was going to happen.

—-

 “Daddy!” A tiny teary voice cried out from the hallway. 

Bucky Barnes groggily opened his eyes, his ears immediately picking up on the soft crying. “Whsm?” He grumbled before sitting up and rubbing at his tired eyes. It was only 2 A.M. and he had just gotten to sleep an hour and a half ago. 

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Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

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jlrpuck

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

::bows with a flourish::

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

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ririsasy

Reblogging for the last gif

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I'm truly deeply saddened by Chadwicks passing I was watching this very movie when I went on Instagram and saw the post I was in tremendous denial and I'm deeply sorry for his passing I hope Stan Lee and Jack Kirby were there to greet him at the pearly gates 💔💔💔😭😭😭 # Wakandaforever

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Songbird

A/N: This is the sequel to Silence, which was far more popular than I thought it would be, so thank you all for that! This sequel was requested by @pixikinz (it’s not tagging you I’m sorry!) and a few other people that I’m having trouble finding and tagging… I’ll tag @princess-of-erebor1992 for helping me get up the courage to write it. I hope you enjoy this!

Summary: You adjust to life with Thorin’s Company, and find yourself drawn to its charismatic leader.

Word Count: 1,551

Warnings: Shirtless Thorin (shield our eyes from the beauty!!), mention of wounds

Once Thorin learned your name, he used it as often as possible. It made you feel more at home to hear your name so frequently, even if it was in a voice that did not at all sound like home. Thorin’s voice was deep and resonant, regal with a hint of wildness that you wondered if he might ever tame.

You hoped he wouldn’t.

His company had gotten better about not begging you to sing at every moment. They only asked for music every few hours, which was easier on you. Kili and Ori asked most often, the former with fluttering eyelashes that betrayed his flirtatious youthfulness, the latter with a shy bashfulness that you found hard to refuse. In the end, you sang more than you meant to, though Thorin was always mindful of his dwarves’ requests. He would quell the requests that would tax you the most, smiling in that close-lipped way of his as you nodded your silent thanks. Some days he would not let you sing at all, to your bafflement.

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Silence

A/N: For @princess-of-erebor1992​ who requested a fic based on this imagine from @imaginexhobbit​! Sorry it took a little while (and that I’m posting it at an awkward time), but here it is!

Summary: After being dropped in Middle Earth, it takes a while for you to find your voice again.

Word Count: 1471 (went a little overboard on this one)

Warnings: None, I think? Some mild freaking out, maybe.

It had been a full day since you had appeared on the forest path in front of the company, glowing like a wraith, and just as silent. The panic on the dwarves’ face at the unexpected presence was nothing to your panicked expression, your eyes darting wildly around as you took in the horrifyingly foreign surroundings. Gandalf had swooped in and collected you with very little fuss, insisting that you travel with the company. Thorin had been less than pleased at that, protesting that they knew nothing about you, that you would only be a hindrance on this very important quest. But the grey wizard merely ignored Thorin’s protestations and hoisted you up onto Bilbo’s pony, assuring you that the company would take good care of you.

Through the whole exchange, you had not said a word. You were too terrified.

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Anonymous asked:

Could you write an imagine where Loki turns Y/N's Boyfriend, T'Challa into an actual Black Panther. Y/N doesn't know so when she sees the black panther staring at her and walking closer to her she freaks out and maybe runs away from it thinking that it will attack her. But then Avengers explain what happened.

Ms.Y/N, Sir has requested your presence in the lab

You glance up at the ceiling, ahabit you picked up from Steve and Bucky, “Any reason why?”

Iam not at liberty to disclose; however, it involves King T’Challa

“Shit. Tell them I’m on my way”

The door to the lab is open by thetime you get down there, and you practically sprint inside.

“Tony, what’s wrong?” You glancearound the lab, “Where’s T’Challa?”

Tony chuckles, scratching the backof his head, “That’s actually the problem …”

There’s a soft sound behind you. Youwhip around, coming face to face with the largest black panther you’ve everseen. Letting out a high-pitched shriek you scramble backwards, slammingstraight into Tony’s work bench. “WHY … WHAT … HOW … TONY!!”

Tony groans, “I told you to stayhidden until I told her what happened! Now look what you did!”

The big cat hisses at Tony, but whenit, he, turns back to you he lets out a soft, sad sound. “Tony, you have 10seconds to explain why there is a panther in your lab, why you called me down,and where the hell my boyfriend is, before I completely lose my shit”

“Y/N, I really do have anexplanation, I promise. The panther is … T’Challa”

Your eyes zero in on the panther,who lets out a soft chuffing sound, before walking closer. Slowly you slide offthe table, and T’Challa hesitantly approaches you, “Babe? Is that you inthere?”

Suddenly you have a lap full ofpurring cat, rubbing his face against yours. You look up at Tony, eyes wide. “Lokidid it. We were out, responding to a call when Loki showed up. He seemed totake a particular interest in T’Challa, and decided to turn him into hisnamesake.”

You gently rub behind T’Challa’sears, “How long will the spell last?”

“We don’t know for sure, but Thorsaid that Loki’s transfiguration spells usually last about a week”

“You’re gonna be a panther for aweek” T’Challa snorts and lays his head in your lap, “Has anyone called Shuri?She needs to know about this”

“I was hoping you’d call her?”

T’Challa lets out a huff, nuzzlinginto your neck, “Fine. I’ll call Shuri, it’ll have to be a video-chat, or sheprobably won’t believe me”

JARVIS pulls up a holographicscreen, already calling Shuri. She answers at the second ring, “Y/N. It is apleasure to hear from you. I had intended to call you tonight, I have not heardfrom my brother in 24 hours. Do you know where he is?”

You chuckle, “That’s actually what Iwas calling you about. T’Challa was … turned into a panther, and will probablybe this way for about a week” you rush. T’Challa sits beside you, in full viewof Shuri.

“Brother?” He lets out a softchuffing sound, “What happened to you?”

“Loki hit him with a spell at theirlast battle, tuning into his animal name sake.”

Shuri puts her head in her hands,“Damnit, brother, only you would get yourself turned into a panther”

“Thor said that the spell shouldwear off on a week, but until then he won’t be able to make any decisionsregarding Wakanda.”

“Of course. You will keep me updatedon any progress with the spell?”

You nod, “Definitely, we’ll call letyou know if anything changes”

Shuri gives you a small smile,“Thank you, Y/N. However, I must go now, I need to inform the council whathappened to their king”

T’Challa hums, low in his throat,“Goodbye, Shuri”

Having your boyfriend turned into alarge, protective cat has its ups and downs. For one thing, you get all thecuddles you could possibly want, on the downside, he refuses to let anyone elsenear you.

“Y/N! Come spar with me”

You groan, burying your face deeperinto T’Challa’s fur, “Do I have to?”

“Yes, you’ve skipped out on trainingbecause of T’Challa’s … problem. I can’t have you getting rusty”

“Fine”

Gently nudging T’Challa off of you,you and Steve head down to the gym. “I’m thinking we can spar, and then go fora run”

“Alright”

You and Steve quickly stretch andtake your positions on the sparing match, T’Challa resting on the side.

“Ready?”

Steve lunges forward, trying to usehis size to overwhelm you. Fortunately, you had training with the Dora Milaje,and knew how to take down a man over three times your size. The sparing goes onfor a while, everything is fine, until Steve actually lands a hit.

“Shit!” The punch lands right inyour ribs, and suddenly Steve isn’t anywhere near you.

Steve’s pinned under T’Challa’sbulk, his teeth bared and poised over Steve’s throat, “T’Challa! No!”

You lunge forward, grabbing ontoyour boyfriend’s scruff before he rips the Captain’s throat out. Thankfully, T’Challadoes get off of Steve, but he makes sure to keep you behind him. Steve sits upcautiously, “He’s heavier than he looks”

“Yeah he is. I, um, I think it wouldbe best if we called it a day, Captain” T’Challa lets out another rumble, anduses his head to nudge you toward the elevator, “Alright! Alright! I’m going,babe. Calm down. I get it, no sparring when you’re not human.”

Eventually, the two of you end up inyour apartment, T’Challa laying gently on top of you, making it so you can’tmove.

“Did it bother you that I wassparring, or that I was hit?”

He gently nudges your side, whereyou can feel a burse already forming.

“I’m sorry I worried you” T’Challahuffs, nuzzling against you. “Let’s take a nap, kitty cat. I’m tired”

T’Challa settles on you more firmly,making sure that you are warm and comfortable. You can’t help but feel safewhenever your boyfriend is around, no matter which form he’s in.

You wake up decidedly more comfortablethan when you fell asleep.  Curling up onyour side, you sniggle deeper into your blanket.

Shooting up, you look around yourbedroom frantically, because you distinctly remember falling asleep on thecouch with T’Challa. “T’Challa? Babe?”

The bathroom door opens and outsteps your, now very human, boyfriend, “Hello, darling”

Eyes wide, you scramble out of bedand fling yourself into T’Challa’s arms. “I missed you”

His arms wrap tightly around you, “Iwas always with you”

You sniffle, tears blurring yourvision, “I know you were, but you couldn’t hold me when you were a panther.”

“Do not cry, beloved, I am here now.Come, lay with me, I have missed having you in my arms”

“We need to call, Shuri”

T’Challa chuckles, “I will call mysister later. For now, all I want to do is lay in bed with you”

“Of course, I’d never say no to you”

You can T’Challa end up lying in bedfor the rest of the afternoon. Curled up together, and comfortable, finallyhappy to be back in each other’s arms.

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