The Shape of Water needs to be part of a series on monster romance.
The Shape Of You - Ed sheeran
listen i’m a monsterfucker but ed sheeran is where i draw the line
me when i get hauled off to prison for all you can eat buffet crimes
What am I being arrested for? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?
your honor do these sound like the actions of a man who has had all he can eat
A thought that arises from the idea of tiefling babies often ending up being abandoned: A rich tiefling adventurer retiring and starting up a tiefling orphanage that takes care of rejected tiefling babies and children.
A thought that arises from the idea of a tiefling orphanage: the rich tiefling adventurer regretting his initiative of filling a mansion with dozens of little devils that all can cast Thaumaturgy. At will.
Oh Boy. :’D
Personally I headcanon that tiefling magic starts to manifest around puberty, but if that wasn’t the case, they’d just have to suck it up and tiefling baby-proof the hell out of the place. B) Have no vases and stuff that might fall over and break during tremors. Have sturdy furniture. Lock doors and windows. Avoid having open flames around. Shove cotton or something into your ears.
Oh yeah, and some of the babies might in that case be able to cast friends, minor illusion, ray of frost, or mage hand. Could result in chaos…
My next one shot is definitely going to be “A party of tiefling babies escape from the orphanage (to go to the candy shop)”
“Gorillaz really need to slow it down with the politics! They need to go back to their normal dance music like they used to do, none of this new political business! They’re going to lose viewers if they keep shoving their beliefs in our faces like this!“
I was going to keep in the tags but nah
Dirty harry was about the Iraq war. November has come was calling out George W. Bush’s shitty presidency. Rhinestone eyes was a piece on how corporate pollution is affecting our oceans. Ascension was about racism and police violence. Hallelujah money!!! Submission!!! Let me out!!! None of this is new for them
You don’t have to enjoy music about politics, but don’t listen to music about politics and then complain that it’s about politics! There’s so much music out there; listen to something else if it’s that bothersome to you that’s some musicians think racism, war and capitalism just isn’t cool
Gorillaz was a commentary against capitalism from its inception. Damon and Jamie hated how the charts were full of music that they felt wasn’t authentic, was created with the goal of what will make the most money.
And their response to manufactured pop music was to literally manufacture a band. A band where all the players are literally two dimensional created fictions.
Gorillaz was social commentary from the start. Watch the video for Rock It.
Where’ve you been, man?
Even fucking Feel Good, Gorillaz’s most iconic song, was about the evils of media corporations that sneakily inject pro fascist propaganda into music.
Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.
YOU THINK IM JOKING?
LIGHT? FRIGHT!
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better:
In latest archaeology news, a tentative new human species has been discovered in a cave in the Philippines. Discovered on the island of Luzon, the species is currently dubbed homo luzonensis, and the remnants date to about 50,000 years ago.
So far, part of a foot bone and several teeth have been discovered, all from three distinct individuals. The teeth are adult, but small, lending to the current hypothesis that luzonesis was quite small. Another hominin species that had been previously discovered in the Philippines, homo floresiensis, is understood to have been about three feet tall. If the teeth of luzonesis are an indication, they may actually be a bit smaller than floresiensis.
The combination of features the archaeologists are able to distinguish from these bones is different from any other hominin species discovered so far, leading to the acknowledgement that luzonesis may well be a newly discovered human species.
I’m happy for her
She’s doing great
Have some Valentines cards, courtesy of yours truly. Guaranteed to at least start a conversation.
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ok… wig
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I’m think it’s ok for me to say this at this point: I designed this character! Getting to design a playable siren for borderlands is a dream come true, it’s still surreal.
I’m so freaking happy with happy with how she turned out and can’t wait to share my concept art of her in the future. 💜
You know you could like start giving the actual people who work on minecraft more credit than just flat out pretending that nobody made it just bc notch is a piece of shit.
Jens Bergensten didn’t do major portions of minecraft’s programming & went on to become the lead of development for you all to just pretend he doesn’t exist after notch fucked off.
Exactly. Notch is only actually responsible for a small percentage of the game. Primarily, hes made the code base (which is such garbage that searge has tweeted about how garbage it is multiple times), creepers, grass blocks, pigs, and maybe a few other things like trees and cobblestone. Other than that? Almost everything else is by the mojang team. Dinnerbone, jens, searge, and many others have contributed significantly larger percentages to the development and evolution of the game than notch ever even dreamed was possible.
This is why im more mad at notch for fucking off with that 2.5 billion dollars than just his garbage tweets, because did he share it with the mojang team? No. He didn’t. He gave them vacations and left, when really they should all have gotten an equal share of that money.
In short: mojang made minecraft what it is. The inventor doesnt matter, but you better acknowledge the people have have continued to cultivate this wonderful game.
If you try to roll seduction on a monster encounter in D&D, you are the boring one in the party
Yeah I honestly don’t know how to stress this enough like, yeah I get you have high charisma, yeah I know you rolled a nat 20, that doesn’t make you fun or interesting. This trend of creating horny d&d characters and joking about “fucking the monster” is dumbshit and downright unhealthy for other players at the table.
You know what happens when your Chaotic Neutral clown of a bard rolls high enough to circumvent the entire combat encounter just to get railed by a hobgoblin warlord?
You stop playing dnd. That’s hardly even a roleplaying game. It’s a terrible attention grab. The other players at your table immediately lose any satisfaction they would gain from playing combat and in turn, playing their characters. You shut down their enjoyment of the game in order to be some monster-fucking jokester and I can absolutely guarantee you’re not fucking funny.
The moral of this is to romance a non hostile monster over the course of many sessions and story arcs until they are in love with you, then fuck em. That way your horniness becomes kindling for the actual story
sometimes I see shiny things like this
or this
and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s just a little too much’
my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like ‘you like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAY’
anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me
actually, I’m sorry to admit this, but I actually mis-remembered the name of the ancestor I was thinking of
her name was Fear
if you’re wondering, my puritan forebears actually had 5 children
please note Wrestling, Fear, and Love Brewster. And Jonathon.
this is so funny, thank you
Bow. 🏹
In our campaign my friend’s character (( @actual-hivemarina )) called Glory, well, she got bitten by some hyenas and while she slept Tacitus healed the wounds away.
:3c fun fact: the hyenas backed off after my boy grunted at them HAHH-
