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i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

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why is his name white he’s purple

his name is redd white and he runs a company named bluecorp we dont ask questions here

if you mix redd white and bluecorp together like paint you’d get a light purple or pink depending on ratios. we’re just not on his level. we never will be.

His hair is purple which is red and blue

His suit is pink which is red and white

And his jewels are light blue which is blue and white.

his shirt is beige there’s something going on

he’s a murderer also I think that’s worth mentioning

This needs to be added though this post is so damn old

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his friends call him WHITE BOY

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