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Berlynn Wohl

@berlynn-wohl / berlynn-wohl.tumblr.com

Berlynn Wohl is an octopus in a Russian fur hat that sometimes writes fan fiction. My AO3 is here. You can read my smutty original sci-fi books here. I was made in the 80's. Do not follow me if you are under 18. She/her.

One of the sweetest things is when you post a new work on AO3 and then one of your old works gets a comment because it means that somebody read the new thing and liked it so much that they went and checked what other stuff you wrote and they liked that enough to tell you about it and I just think that is so fucking precious!! thank you thank you thank you to the people who do that, keep doing it it's the best feeling as an author

im not a cuck myself but i like observing their culture from the outside, like say, from a chair in the corner

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they donโ€™t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

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before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

every once in a while I will be having a conversation with a stranger at a convention or somesuch, and afterward a bystander will say, "that person was clearly attracted to you." lol, imagine being attracted to a machine that makes words. the machine neither notices, nor cares when informed. but, perhaps that is part of the appeal...

If you attended Norwescon this past weekend and found or are in possession of this critter, please message me or send me an ask. A dear friend misplaced it and misses it terribly.

itโ€™s so funny when people online act like women reading trashy romance novels is like. a new phenomenon and a sign of the downfall of society bc this has never been a thing before. this has been an extremely popular genre of book for ages. the only difference now is that theyโ€™re written by women who wanted to fuck kylo ren. which i guess is annoying. out of every man in star wars like be so serious. they had harrison ford in those movies

like a solid 60% of weird fandom tropes were invented by women who needed slightly more avant garde ways to fuck spock.... wanting to fuck spock is in many ways a load bearing pillar of fandom like if u took it away the source code would just break theres like a molecule of wanting to fuck spock or reaction to everyone wanting to fuck spock within the heart of fanfic all fanfiction is about wanting to fuck spock except fanfic about wanting to fuck spock which is about women in stem

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No matter how many years go by, it never stops being fun to go to a zoo or aquarium, find a fish whose name starts with "B," and remark, "I loved him on Sherlock!"

Back at it again

Hi! What fanfic do you read / write? Your AO3 is empty but I am tres curious.

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Sign up for an AO3 account and you will discover a whole world of fanfic written by Berlynn Wohl! (I locked my fics to protect them from being scraped by AI.)

But to answer your question here and now, I write (starting with most recent and going back to 2002) Hawkahy, Thorki, Aziracrow, my OCs the gay Arthurian knights who solve mysteries and are gay, Otasune, BBKaz, Victorian!Holmes/Watson, Newmann, Skysolo, Genyatta, Hannigram, SniperSpy, Johnlock, Hiddlebatch, Mike/Joel, Spock/McCoy, Frodo/miscellaneous, and Bono/Edge.

Hope this helps!

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