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Daedric prince of being a silly billy

Dragon Age: Inquisition | Fereldan Frostback

Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:

Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”

Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”

Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”

Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”

Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.

non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…

orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface

gods i am still salty that skyrim didn't let me be a courier. if tes6 isn't primarily about delivering post i will have to send a strongly worded letter

appreciate the recommendations for other games and mods and things but this was about thinking the whole 'letters from a friend' thing was going to have an explanation, preferably in the form of some madcap old postmaster who thought it would be funny

I keep every letter I get in Skyrim in a bedside table. Please just let me write letters back. "Hey Falk hope all is good, haven't heard from you lately since no one is letting out Potema these days."

every person has their old people game of choice, I play mahjong, my sister plays solitaire, and my bf plays sudoku, what’s y’all’s old people game of choice

i’m not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

i just think brennan lee mulligan should get to be on puppet history. as a treat

Alduin raising a dragon

Me when consuming new media:

Everytime I see the three of them in a scene together

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

They should invent a song that's exactly like the song I currently like but also slightly different and unique but with the same vibes

enemies to lovers, stolen glances, dark libraries , who did this to you, candle lights, it’s always been you, academic rivals, echoing footsteps, ballroom dances, a dagger strapped to the thigh, knowing each other better than they know themselves, stargazing, the first laugh as presumed enemies, I hate everyone but you , a smirk, a letter, yearning, storms-

babe i'm not even here

i hallucinate about living in my pinterest moodboards