MMFD Fan Map - Take 2

Some of you may recall a while back I gathered info to show Emus’ locations all over the world.

It has been requested that I update that map. I lost it, so we start again. If you’re interested please feel free to respond with your city, state, county.

If you’re an emu and you’re not on this list still please feel free to respond.

Please try to keep it with this post so I can gather it all or you can message me. :)

We’re also doing a live tweet Monday, May 25th … More info … To be continued *giggles to self*

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Oh I was tagged on this blog haha. I'm from Sydney, NSW, Australia (also reblogged this on mmirallegross which is my main blog)

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tumblr is kind of an unhealthy environment to be in sometimes because often it’s so black and white

either you’re right, and you’re an amazing god worthy of praise, or you’re wrong, and you’re a horrible monster who deserves to die

i just saw a post that said that if you don’t understand how minimum wage and art commissions work, then you’re “the worst kind of garbage shit trash”. like… after a certain point it’s time to calm down

Ok, so my tag list has somehow become incorrect - I realized I’m no longer tagging people who asked to be, etc. In the past I’ve just done per fic tag lists, but I’m going to build a forever one. Please let me know (either via liking, leaving note on this post, or re-blogging -...

Yep please.

I was thinking of doing a MMFD tumblr secret Santa for everyone. It would entail randomly sending messages to whoever you have and making them an edit/story/happy little note or whatever you choose for Chrissy? A lovely lady in the BTR fandom runs one every year so I’ve stolen the idea from her...

Reblogging on here in case there's people who don't follow me on my main

A/N: Merry Early Christmas! As promised, there is some festive yuletide smut, so be forewarned. Hope you like it! Of course it’s way too long, but that’s my m/o.

And, for those who are wondering, the next chapter of the 1930 AU is nearly done. You’ll see it soon, I...

Part 6

A/N: AU Finn offers to pretend date Rae to throw off suspicion from Amy. Thanks for reading part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, & part 5. Also sorry for the long wait. It shouldn’t take 2 months to get the last part posted. Here is the song...

Not sure if you see comments, but I'll try again - please tag me :)

A/N: So, I was inspired by this post, shashaaussi's gif and the comments/tags from teastaindiary — though I didn’t go in the sexy direction. It was, like, the second day she’d known most of them. Literally just banged this out; hope it makes sense.

Now I’m back to percolating Chapter 8 of Under the Tunisian Moon in my brain box for another day or three or …

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“Maybe the first one in the pool should go …” Her suggestion hung in the air for a few seconds while everyone figured out what that meant. Then, they all scrambled. 

Of course, she immediately regretted saying anything. Moving quickly in this little clothing … nothing was left to the imagination. Lots of flesh moving independently of her framework. So, even though she knew it would mean trudging a half mile to the chip shop with wet hair, she slowed down. 

Finn glanced at her as he started to overtake her, Archie was the first to cannonball in to the water, followed by a shrieking Izzy and Chop, whooping his head off. Chloe, who’d been arranging things by the side of the pool and didn’t even know what was going on, slipped into the water by way of the ladder, thinking they were about to start some game or something. She flashed a worried look at Rae, who seemed glued to the spot.

Finn had paused just short of jumping in, and now looked at Rae properly, as she worried her lip. She should just jump in. It was her idea. They’d all seen her and her scars and now she was just stood there like a lemon. But she couldn’t seem to get herself to take the last leap. 

“Y’alright?” Finn asked, using his hand to sweep the damp fringe out of his eyes. 

“Y-yeah … you go ahead in. I’ll just get my clothes and head to the chippy.”

Finn furrowed his brow, trying to work her out. This had been her idea, why wasn’t she jumping in? He watched as she sort of curled in on herself, then glanced back at the pool where the other four were engaged in an epic splash fight, unaware that Rae and Finn weren’t about to join them.

“Hang on …” He padded after her.

Her eyes widened in surprise before narrowing in suspicion. “What? Why didn’t you just jump in?”

“Well, last one in the pool, we both would have been last. So I guess we tied … or whatever.”

Rae bit her lip and pulled the robe she’d donned tighter around her. “You still have time to beat me.”

Finn shrugged. “Nah. I was gettin’ bored of swimmin’ anyway. Why don’t I … I’ll ask everyone what they want while you get dressed? We’ll go together, might be a lot of stuff, knowing Chop.” He rolled his eyes and Rae couldn’t help but laugh. 

“Alrigh’, I guess. Whatever, or whatever.” 

It was Finn’s turn to chuckle before taking orders poolside.

Rae slipped into the changing room and threw her dress and leggings on over her swimsuit. Big mistake; the thin fabric started to wick all the dampness of her suit and it the outline of the straps soon showed. She counted to ten and then remembered her jacket.

She carried the robe out and tossed in in the wicker chair, then picked up her jacket and put it on. Finn was shucking on a t-shirt over his head and then slipped his boots on, not bothering with his jeans.

Rae found herself laughing again. “That’s a great look for you,” she giggled.

Finn looked down and shrugged. “Yeah, whatever. Who’ve I got to impress?”

Rae pursed her lips. “Not me, that’s for sure. I mean, I don’t know my music as well as Archie, apparently. Couldn’t be trusted with 20p, apparently.”

Finn shook his head, letting his almost dry hair fall into his eyes a bit. “Shut up, alrigh’? You know your music well enough for me to let you play the music all night without sayin’ anythin’.”

“Oh, ho ho! You LET me?” Rae’s dander was up now, but it was actually kind of fun, letting Finn take the mickey and batting back.

Finn waved for her to follow him. “We can discuss it on the way to the chippy, yeah?”

Chloe emerged from the pool like bloody Botticelli’s Venus or something and snaked her way around the pool chairs to Rae. “You two need me to come with?”

Rae stopped and looked at Finn, letting him make the decision. She didn’t want to butt in if the two of them were … like, burgeoning or whatever.

“Nah, you’re alrigh’, Chloe. I think we can manage between the two of us. Right, Mae?”

Rae narrowed her eyes playfully. “Yeah, Tim, we’ve got it.”

Finn snorted in disbelief, but laughed.

“We’ll be back in a tick, then, Chlo.” She swung her backpack over her shoulder. “Oh, and you don’t want vinegar on your chips, right?” 

Chloe just nodded as she watched Finn open the sliding glass door and extend a hand to let Rae go ahead. 

When they got outside, Rae wound a piece of wet hair around her finger nervously as they walked. “Chloe’s probably hit repeat on NOW 33,” she surmised.

“Yeah, I don’t understand anyone who buys that shite,” Finn muttered.

A little glow warmed Rae’s soul. She felt exactly the same. It was one thing to buy a greatest hits album from one artist, still suspect, but at least understandable. It was quite another to buy a CD just because it had all the ‘hits of the day’ on it. Most of which were utter bollocks. 

“I s’pose they’re, like, anthropological or summat.”

Finn cocked an eyebrow at her. 

“Like, for time capsules or whatever.”

Finn nodded, but still looked uneasy.

Rae ducked her head. “For the record …”

Finn raised the other brow at her, curious.

“ … you didn’t LET me play anything.” She smirked.

Finn looked away and sighed, but when he turned back, there was a smile on his face.

Hey, guys. Let me know via reblog or message or whatevs, if you want me to tag you in my next update of Simplicity Itself :) Thx

EDIT: I meant to say via ‘like’ or message :) Reblogs are cool too!

I want to be tagged, please…

A THOUSAND FUCKS YEAH!! PLEASE TAG ME ON BOTH BLOGS (i-love-mmfd & anitavalija)

There's more!!!! Tag me in either this one or mmirallegross please sometimes I see that one more.

A/N: I started this a couple of weeks ago, and inspired by lametwentysomething's great Halloween fic, decided to give it a slap-dash finish before Halloween was over. (I truly haven’t looked over this for errors, so let me know if something’s really wonky.)

This is FULL of British...

My Mad Fat Zombie Diary, Chapter One

Fandom: My Mad Fat Diary

AU Synopsis: Set in 1996, Rae is a patient at a mental home. Four weeks prior, a mysterious epidemic left her stranded with two other patients alone. The three friends are struggling to understand what happened to everyone, if their families are still alive, and how to survive. Along the way, they meet a gang of people who may be their only chance to make it.  

Fic Master Table of Contents

The road to survival so far…

Prologue |

(General) Warning: Character deaths and mild violence. 

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Chapter One: The Outside World

Rae shifted from one foot to another, staring through the glass entryway  doors of the Stamford mental hospital ward. It was overcast, wind shaking the leaves. Tix and Danny stood on either side of her, their smaller frames weighed down by backpacks and holding makeshift weapons in their hands. The three were silent, eyes searching the dead calm on the other side of the doorway for anything that would give them a hint of what was to come. At their backs, the hospital was deathly quiet. The darkness of the building was becoming a threat, fears making the thought of what lay behind seem as unlivable as what lay ahead. 

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MMFD Fic: “No Alarms and No Surprises” - Chapter 6

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5

*So. madfatty, you guys. She’s a beta-reading, suggestion-giving, feedback feeding rockstar*

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Chapter 6

It’s like he’s on death row, awaiting a pardon, and she’s in her chambers, never really getting around to going through his appeal. It’s early and he’s got the whole day to fret about the verdict.

Lucky he’s got therapy at ten. Turns out it’s a really good way to pass the time. It’s a good hour and a half to get there and back, and then he’s got dozens of new thoughts to process. The twice a week schedule, which he thought was mental in the beginning, is now a source of comfort to him. Rae closes the door in his face, but that’s okay, ‘cause he’s got therapy.

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MMFD Fic: “No Alarms and No Surprises” - Chapter 5

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4

A/N: It’s a short one, but Chapter 6 will be up tomorrow anyway, so hang in there. And again I thank you for all the love you’re giving this story :)

* Listen. Seriously. madfatty is helping me so much with beta and spot-on suggestions, you guys don’t even know. *

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Chapter 5

Not talking to Rae is like… well, it’s pretty much like being dead. No sounding-board, no one to express his thoughts to and get feedback from. He can’t hear her voice at the end of a bad day, so he can’t relax. He wakes up in the middle of the night, terrified because he doesn’t know yet what he wants to do with his life, and he can’t call her. Even though the gang all rallied around him in those few days when everyone thought he had a brain tumour, Rae never called, not even then, and he knows for a fact that Chop had told her.

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The Roundabout, Epilogue (Final)

Fandom: My Mad Fat Diary

AU Synopsis: Set in 2009, 10 years after The Station, Finn and Rae are faced with a major life change prompting them to reconsider what it means to be adults, create a home and be committed to each other. After announcing they are pregnant with their first child, the couple decides to embark on a journey (across countries) visiting friends and family in an effort to decide where they should settle down, along the way learning how to deal with unexpected challenges, unsolicited opinions, and inevitable expectations.

Inspired by this post and “Away We Go”.

Fic Master Table of Contents

The journey so far…

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve

Updated: Location References | Fic Music Playlist 

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Epilogue

Finn lay on his back wearing a navy blue suit paired with a plaid tie. The fabric hugged his body, making him acutely aware of the perspiration under each arms. God it’s hot, I shouldn’t have worn my wool suit. The room was painted a soft blue, the walls covered in band posters - The Smiths, Oasis, The Stone Roses, The Rolling Stones, U2, London Suede, The Cure, and Blur. If it weren’t for the crib, toys, and children’s books littered around him, the space would never be mistaken for an infant’s room. The wood floor had a plush pastel green rug centered on it, where Finn settled himself earlier. Mid-afternoon light cast shadows around him, bright spots falling on his suit and heating the skin underneath. His heart rate slowly climbed from the temperature and anticipation of what was to come. 

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Fandom: My Mad Fat Diary

AU Synopsis: Set in 2009, 10 years after The Station, Finn and Rae are faced with a major life change prompting them to reconsider what it means to be adults, create a home and be committed to each other. After announcing they are pregnant with...

So, the therapy job I have, they have decided to switch to a more intensive program which for me to continue working for them I would have to undergo training from a particular agency which costs $550. If I get the training I would continue working as normal (excluding the fact I would now have to...