Would You Rather... (M)

Contains: Lee Jeno x (f) reader, adult language, mentions of alcohol, smut, sexual themes, intense foreplay, slight exhibitionism, unprotected sex (Be safe), creampie, crushes to lovers!au

Synopsis: Renjun knew you had a crush on Jeno, everyone did. Being the tease he is, he decides to suggest a little game of Would You Rather to exploit your feelings towards Jeno.

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“What? Why me?” You asked after you nearly choked on your solo cup filled with a drink that Haechan made you, quickly trying to weasel out of your turn at the rather steamy game of Would You Rather. Of course, you didn’t want to play, but you especially didn’t want to play when Renjun is the one asking the questions. He knows your situation with Jeno and has teased you mercilessly about it, saying how you two would make a great couple whenever you two were sitting next to each other, earning a quick laugh from Jeno to play it off as a joke. Little did Jeno know, you had the fattest crush on him since you had known him as a trainee. But something tells you that he’ll definitely find out by the end of the night.

“Because,” Renjun said simply, a playful smirk lining his face. “Everyone else is playing fair. Are you really going to be the person that chickens out on their turn when you’ve been asking the guys to do stupid shit all night?” He must’ve been talking about when you asked Jaemin if he would rather streak down the street or drink a cup of hot sauce. Everyone got a kick out of it except for Jaemin as he’s still hovering over the toilet at this very moment, so you didn’t know why you were the one being punished for it.

“And I still hate your guts for it!” Jaemin shouted from the bathroom, followed by  a quick dry heave as he threw his head down in the toilet bowl to brace himself. You can admit that you did feel bad for making Jaemin choose between those two options, but you honestly thought he would prefer to strip instead of drink the whole cup of hot sauce. Jaemin’s body is wonderful and he knows it so that’s why you thought he would choose to streak.

Everyone’s eyes were now on you as you tried to deflect your turn, begging someone to go for you since Renjun was known for cruel asks whenever you guys played Would You Rather. So cruel to the point that he forced Mark to choose between breaking up with his girlfriend or giving a striptease for his viewers on V-Live. His girlfriend was so pretty, shame they only lasted two months all thanks to Renjun.

Sighing at your defeat, you quickly downed the rest of the alcohol that remained in your cup and winced slightly, feeling the liquid burn down your throat before locking eyes with Renjun, “Fine. Do your worst.”

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YOUR RIDE

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(it was meant to be nct 2018 but i had like the worst day and i was tired and im literally so sorry i have no idea how the heck i screwed up submitting so bad 😅)

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

This is like the 4th time I reblogged her within two days bruh

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