Time for a Kali art dump! I need to draw her more! I just made her so pretty that I’m always worried I’ll mess her up in a new drawing haha!

Kali is an ancient demon who served as a general in the Demon King’s Army long ago. She was known for her ferocity on the battlefield and her ability to lead her soldiers through situations that would be considered impossible. The demons she commanded respected her, and the angels she met in battle feared her. She was damn-near unbeatable.

WARNING: DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel

in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel

#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)

you are not wrong bestie

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

#funny#if the lady's a keeper she would make a funny comment to dissipate the tension#'my good knight though I admire your skills you have no need to fight the whole earth for my sake'

This would be amazing.

I just love The Mummy (1999) so much like I've always felt it was a masterpiece, I was never able to pinpoint the exact reason but I think I got it in my last rewatch: every single character is extremely competent in a very concrete, punctual and once-in-a-lifetime helpful skillset, and then they're ABSOLUTE DISASTERS on literally EVERY OTHER ASPECT of their lives. Evy can read and Sherlock her way through literally any egyptian riddle like she was born for it, but PLEASE, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, leave ANY sharp objects, unstable structures or even-remotely inflamable objects ANYWHERE near her she WILL find a way to unleash HELL IN HER SLEEP. Rick can smash-parkour-swordfight his way out of any scenario but he has to have ALL neurons completely focused on the ONE (1) task at hand and if he gets out-DudeBroed he loses all his hit points his health meter goes red and he surprise-resets like a forced Windows update (see following scene for reference)

And don't even get me STARTED on Jonathan. This absolute gem of a man really is willing to let his sister drag him to hell and back with only mild complaining and will stop her human sacrifice ritual while the priest is mid-swing with an "hey Evy look we found the book!" with the same energy as if he was proudly announcing he found his long-lost car keys behind the couch but we DON'T blame him because he correctly spent his one braincell on THIS scene that changed the history of cinema forever:

In conclusion everyone is so very capable and so very pathetic at the same time and thus we have no choice but to stan

FWIW, I think this analysis is right on the money. :)

Old art! I was scared to share it for the longest time, since I haven’t shared any art since I was in High School, but I have so much I’ve done that it seems silly to keep it to myself lol so if figured, why not?

Here is Faye in all her ancient witchy, red-haired glory! Just…never ask her her age or how she keeps such a youthful look…you’ll never be the same 😳

Here is Hikari in all her cuteness. Usually my OCs have the same hairstyle all the time for simplicity’s sake, but I like doing Hikari’s hair. I think I want to redo her bunny wear 🤔

Here’s the first Kali I ever did. Immediately jumped into a ship piece. I draw her with Barb a lot 🥰

I’ve improved a lot just within a few years, and I’m hoping I keep improving!

Art dump of the art i've done of @ambiebambie85 's SWDOM OCs :)) i love them all !!!

Ok…so let’s see if I can figure this out…😅

This maybe isn’t the BEST place to start, but hey! These are my three OM! OCs. From left to right: Kali, Hikari, and Faye. Hikari is my MC (sort of, her story is complicated. I’ll have to elaborate on their stories sometime). Faye and Kali aren’t. Kali is an ancient demon, and Faye is an ancient witch….yeeeah…they’re in Halloween costumes 😂 Kali’s LI is Barbatos, Hikari’s is Beel, and Faye’s is Lucifer!

After all these years…

Damn, that calls for a cigarette

Hehehheh, oh whoops

King Charles and his … consort (abridged version)

Is this a problem?

...All of the above?

(headclutch)

tis the season

2 sause long

what are you all waiting for. go create weird fictions

"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

Everyone saying something like "Yeah you just need to put [x] in your bio!" is missing the point.

This is the internet privacy version of the “yeah makeup culture is terrible...all you really need is foundation, mascara, and concealer and you look totally natural!” post

You’ll never convince me that this wasn’t a carefully calculated plan.

kanye isnt even funny annoying anymore hes just annoying

him wishing death upon jews while having a very impressionable audience made up of 18mil insta followers alone, which is bigger than the entire worlds jewish population, isnt him being “annoying” mf its him being dangerous jfc

apologies for not seeing the future and predicting his descent into blatant antisemitism thats on me for real

few things in video games are as beautiful to me as viridian forest

in gen 1, viridian forest is one of the first places you go. the first big hurdle for you as a pokemon trainer. your pokemon are low level. the area is a maze. so many pokemon can inflict poison and paralysis. there are so many trainers challenging you to a fight. it is a bigger and more dangerous area than anything from before it. on the other side of the forest is pewter city, and your first gym badge.

it has a fittingly scary theme.

... but in gen 2, when you come back to visit viridian forest, you have already beat the elite four. your pokemon are strong, the situation is different, and you are different. both you as the protagonist who is not physically red, and you as the player who is older than when you played gen 1.

and here is the new theme. viridian forest, which was once such a scary place, is no longer so scary. you are wiser. you are more experienced. you are more equipped. you are okay. you were okay. you will be okay. you made it through this, you made it past this, you made it here, and now you can see the beauty of this place. and this is reflected in the theme, the song of someone looking back on something which once inspired so much fear, and looking at the present where it no longer does.

you are stronger now. it was worth it.

there will be many viridian forests in your life. keep going.