this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried

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this is so fluffy and cute!!! gah I love writing fluff

Remus x reader 

word count: 1,200 (about)

warnings: smut, a ton of praise, kinda angsty? like just a little bit. 

summary: you’re taking care of Remus but he has other ideas about what he needs to feel better. 

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The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

I just

I’m going to miss this

the last twilight movie came out in 2012. it is now 2018. i just want to know who the hell reblogged this 6 year old post onto my dash. because i love you

It actually made me go from hating the actors to loving them once I realized they thought the books and movies were as shitty as I thought they were

YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON SO MUCH I’VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THIS POST

Two things to note:

Meyer had planned to make a book called Midnight Sun but from Edward’s point of view, however someone ended up leaking part of the manuscript and she ended up cancelling/shelving the book. It’s usually debated Robert leaked the manuscript, probably at how bitter he was at Meyer for the Twilight movies.

The other thing is how honestly, I feel bad for Kristen Stewart for being Bella. The girl can act but everyone grew to just disregard her all because of the bored as hell Mary Sue. She’s at least had a better career these days but damn.

Nobody dislikes the Twilight saga more than the Twilight actors.

Which becomes evident in the last film.

This is so not a funny time but Toni Braxton managing to misspell the name of every person in this photo including her own ended me

please listen to ronald mcdonald saying that we are all kin

Why does this look like the wild thornberrys

This video implies Ronald McDonald is a species

i absolutely hate this

“Do not attack me in front of thousands of people….You’re the on with the cheetah print shirt on pal!”

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.

His dad is dead, just don’t.

In case anyone reading my blog is unaware, this is a reference to the Green Day song titled “Wake Me Up When September Ends” a song that Billie Joe Armstrong wrote following the death of his father in September of 1982 when Billie Joe was ten years old. The title of the song references his desire to sleep through September in an effort to get some emotional distance from the death of his father.

He’s since been open about the emotional difficulty of having written the song since many people now message him on October 1st to ‘wake him up’ despite the song being a memorial to his departed father.

It’s generally seen as respectful to not try to wake him up. Let him sleep and let him remember his father in peace.

Ship for @naomirobertssss

ship for @naomirobertssss

Hii! Can i have a ship for each era if it’s not to much? My names Naomi i’m 4'11 and kinda fat. I love reading with a passion. I also enjoy acting. I think i’m very creative and daydream quite often so i have a very wild imagination. I’m pretty loud and speak my mind. But i’m also extremely emotional. Thank you so much!! I’m also in Slytherin.

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Yes girl!!! I love acting too! Message me and tell me your fav show (if you have one) :)

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Marauders Era: Sirius Black - Every show you had, he would be in the audience cheering for you. He was so dramatic in real life that he loved to see you act it all out on a stage. No matter what character you were playing or what the show was about, he was always extremely invested in it all. He loved the long walks home from the theater after you came out of the stage door. He loved that everyone knew you as a character, but he knew the real you off the stage.

Golden Trio Era: Ron Weasley - You two loved to travel together. You loved to see the wonder in each others eyes as you saw new places and new sights. Paris was one of your favorite places. The Eiffel Tower and the Louvre were two of your most loved places there, but your all time favorite places was a little cafe right on the out skirts of the city. Every pastry in the cafe was delicious and you both could sit there for hours just talking over the giant mugs of lattes served there.  

Cursed Child Era: Scorpius Malfoy - Being with Scorpius meant you could speak your mind freely. He made you feel comfortable and like you could tell him anything. He was a great listener and would sit for hours with you by the fire in the common room just letting you talk about everything in your head. He loved that you would let him cry in front of you and he loved that both you could express your emotions to each other. He loved that you two could be vulnerable in front of each other and there was no judgement.

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Xx all writing is the original work of L.D.A and if used all credit should be given to the author xX

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

joe you ain’t SHIT

my childhood was ruined at this precise moment 

;(

you know he had to do it to em

i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over

I actually had no idea women found this so scary

my downstairs neighbors fight on a regular basis, and every time he starts yelling i’m a little afraid he’s going to kill her. i have no reason to think this except that he is a man and he is angry

My math teacher has a loud voice and a temper and he scares the living shit out of me almost everyday. He’s made me and other kids cry more than once and he and his teacher buddies make a joke out of terrifying students.

this was women in general? i knew my gf didn’t like it but I was unaware if this affected most women

Yes, it does

As a woman, I had no idea it effected other women like this. I was too afraid to even talk about it. I thought I was weak. Thanks for bringing attention to this.

My dad thinks it’s funny that I used to cry when he raised his voice. I freak out whenever some one does. Once my director did, and I started crying I couldn’t stop. I’m glad to see I’m not alone…

This is so important– seeing how common this is– and I also want you all to know that this is not normal. It isn’t something instinctively ingrained into women, to be afraid of men. There is no natural state of men being a threat that women constantly have to be afraid of. This is cultural. So many women and girls here have a mutual understanding of this feeling, and I think it really shows an unsettling truth about our society, particularly about how men are raised to act and how so many women have this defensive reaction gradually develop. It’s so important that these people have their voices heard, because it teaches us about problems that we just can’t deny the existence of any longer.

I’m glad I’m not the only one

My fellow men, pay attention. I didn’t realize how scary this could be until one of my exes explained it to me, and it’s heartbreaking.

Also, when we move too much during an argument, or lean forward, it’s scary, and I never knew. I was even a little insulted at first, because surely she didn’t think I would hurt her. But see, that doesn’t matter. It wasn’t a sign that she mistrusted me specifically; it’s a conditioned response. (Although if you keep doing it once you realize it scares her, she SHOULDN’T trust you.)

Not every woman has been physically harmed by a man she trusted, but every woman KNOWS a woman who has.

I used to be horrible about this, because I didn’t realize how intimidating it was. I didn’t understand why the woman I was with clammed up or tried to tell me what she thought I wanted to hear, and I only got angrier, and acted even more like an asshole. It was wrong. It was abusive. It didn’t matter if I INTENDED it that way; it was still emotionally abusive. And it was inexcusable.

I get that when passions are high, and when you’re frustrated, it’s a natural tendency to let your voice get louder, to shout and gesture and lean forward. But you can train yourself to do better. You can train yourself to keep more of an even tone, to refrain from large and fast gestures, to not lean into her personal space. I did. I’m not perfect at it yet, but goddamn it, I WILL be.

Don’t tell me it’s too hard, that you just can’t do it, or that you “shouldn’t have to.” I’m 53 years old and just now getting the hang of it, and if this old dog can learn something new, so can you.

Note to guys: It really, REALLY doesn’t matter if you’re thinking, “but I would never…”

History is littered with the bodies of women who believed a man “would never.” This includes women killed by men who honestly, deeply, truly believed they “would never”… right up until she said that one thing or moved in just that way and he just got so mad, just that once, and pushed her or punched her or slashed her or shot her… just once, y’know, to shut her up, or because she was flinching and didn’t she know that HE’S NOT LIKE THAT and I’LL TEACH HER TO BE AFRAID OF ME…

We are trained, from infancy, that Men With Loud Voices are a source of pain from which we cannot escape, and attempts to escape may result in more pain. And as soon as we’re old enough to comprehend a world broader than our immediate circle, a world that extends into the past and will run into the future, we realize that there is no way, no way at all, to tell which men “would never” and which men “would never… except if.”

We live or die on that “if.” And any man who doesn’t like facing that hyper-vigilance can work on fixing OTHER MEN, not women’s fear.

The reaction shouldn’t be “not all men are like that;” it should be “no woman should have to live in fear.”

It’s telling that so many people will hear a story of long-term abuse and say, “why did she stay with him?” and not “why did he treat her like that?”

This made me cry.

Don’t skip over this.

One of my professors in college (and he’s a CJ professor) yells about practically everything and he scares the hell out of me every time. He’s the nicest man, but still.

Another one of these, courtesy of my friend Ellis

SLFL: Tulsa - Waste the Night - August 18, 2016 [x]

Is it sad all I did was stare at his thighs and ass?

Bless his ass