The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.
This how we break bamboo. It’s easy, but we must make the struggle-face.
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The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.
This how we break bamboo. It’s easy, but we must make the struggle-face.
Thank you. I need this post today as it’s cold and raining outside.
Antique stores in strip malls are like, "Welcome in! We have the most breakable and expensive items the world has ever known and aisles you couldn't squeeze a greased toddler through and if you even THINK about perusing our figurines you WILL smash $10,000 worth of uranium glass with your big fat succulent buttcheeks," and every time I'm like, "I love to play laser spy maze. You're on."
Anyway, succulent buttcheeks aside:
As a matter of fact, yes. It’s the 21st century. There is no fucking reason for any building not to be brought up to code and bringing them up to code should be federally funded.
Oh, wow, that’s cute.
No worries here at all! Kenyan sand boas are big diggers - this snake is trying to burrow in the glove and isn’t sure why it’s not working out so hot. They’ll figure it out eventually.
I laughed with such glee at this
Glove snake boogie.
Happy birthday to me i guess
Happy belated birthday @startreklesbian
Mr. Sheen has all of us on a fishing line and he knows it and we know it and we all love it.
Oh and the tags are perfect.
bigots will demand you provide them with sources but if you say, ok , let me just pull them up online, they say nooooo you have to know them off the top of your head. that's not good enough. i won't look at anything you try to show me. so you say fine. what about your sources? and they will then proudly pull out their phone and show you a twitter account named some shit like @DrKek or @realamericanmemes with a pinned flat earth thread
Yeah, they’re also usually in favor of banning books and defunding libraries
Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was
Hey, shit happens to writers. Occasionally it gives us a plot or a narrative or a neat description.
This Sunday afternoon I was running for a tram and there was a knock at the door
I live in a city where you don't use the front door so thought "I'm already on my way out, I'll see who it is when I get round the front" (there's too much stuff in the way to even open the front door)
So I get to the front door and
... OK yeah I was a bit surprised.
A few friends know about this meme, live in the same city as me and know my address.
Four were at home and had yet to find a walrus with which to do this bit.
Two were about to leave the house to be somewhere else (same place I was going).
One is apparently in France.
Not one of them admits knows who did this.
I'm not ruling out the possibility they all know exactly who did it.
We're trying to figure out who it was on Discord and virtually everyone is saying "I wanted to, I planned on, but I didn't have the time" or "I couldn't find an appropriate walrus" or "I'd have given it fairy wings"
I feel like I'm in a reverse Murder On The Orient Express situation (spoilers I guess, sorry) where everyone had motive no-one had means but the victim just died anyway. Or in this case, received a walrus.
I'm being absolutely Agatha Christie'd on with a plush pinniped.
You have wonderful friends!
Exactly.
Actually janitorial and all city sanitation staff should be paid extremely well and get danger money. These are the people who are on the front lines of stopping disease and pollution of our environment.
I can’t tell you how much I love this artwork from ancient Egypt (the Middle Kingdom). People have been raising cattle and practicing animal husbandry for so long, that there is something almost inherently human about this scene.
Everyone in the field of veterinary medicine or agriculture knows the feeling of staying up late with a laboring animal trying to make sure both mom and baby are okay. Delivering a calf is often physically and emotionally exhausting work that takes enormous patience and learned skill. It requires a unique balance of physical strength and gentleness to do correctly. There is no feeling quite like getting that baby out and everyone is okay. I’m certain ancient people must have felt the same way, and I wonder if the artist knew this feeling firsthand. I wonder if those humans depicted were people the artist knew, if the cow and calf maybe were as well.
Am now thinking of ancient cattle. Imagine helping an auroch.
Ooooo, these sound good!
Premie bull calf had a habit of falling into such a deep sleep when he was at my work that people would think he was dead/having a seizure because he wouldn’t wake up and would just be floppy. Well today he confirmed he’s still doing that 🙄 at least he’s comfy I guess.
Happy bull is happy.
At least at this point he isn’t snoring.
I was scrolling and had to go back. I read broccoli.
It’s been a long day and I’m tired.
cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
Very likely. Humans would never know the difference.
every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.
[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]
This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.
[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]
My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.
because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.
It’s a good thing to murmur this quietly. Anyone nearby will be intrigued or know you for a fellow tumblrite.
The late stages of capitalism are nigh.
Abolish Citizens United. Restore meaningful campaign finance laws.
The real problem is that we have an unaffordable billionaire surplus.
Yeah, and we’re not allowed to hunt them for sport.
As suggested in the notes, you are now possessed and in possession of a cat.
Good luck!