i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father
“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”
We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
if I forgot your favorite subgenre or misclassified a band feel free to argue in the replies 👍
everyboddy shut UP im THINKING about finctional character
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months
Ok, question. Why not use the For You page at that point?
Because it sucks
boi no. go back while you still can. a good chunk of my answers are in the quads
i could post lies about baseball on here and no one would be able to fact check me. i love the combination of "ew sportsball" and "context??? i can't look things up myself???" that tumblr has. mike trout eats a block of sharp cheddar cheese before every at bat
they hit the ball so hard because it hurts them
tuck him in Tuesday
tuck him in Tuesday once again
another tuck him in Tuesday is here
Tuck him out 😈
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
I think he wld be very happy as a zookeeper
nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.
this is by far the most fun Ive ever had reading tags on a post that blew up